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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/10-reasons-the-recession-will-rock-your-love-life.aspx</link><description>Do recession woes have you down? Are you worried about losing your job and/or your yipster lifestyle? As terrifying as doing your own laundry and switching from Americanos to drip coffee may seem, the recession could do wonders for your love life. And</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: 10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/10-reasons-the-recession-will-rock-your-love-life.aspx#76394</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:45:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:76394</guid><dc:creator>bonkiecat</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;It's actually &amp;quot;Beaujolais&amp;quot; and although festive is not a Grand Cru. It's a country wine of the year, meant to be drunk that year. Pleasant, fruity, nothing more. That wine knows its place...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just before the last downturn I was in a trendy Upper East Side French bistro and heard a fellow try to impress his date by asking the sommelier for a &amp;quot;Tres Grande Beaujolais&amp;quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As the French say &amp;quot;It is to laugh.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Great column though, thanks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=76394" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: 10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/10-reasons-the-recession-will-rock-your-love-life.aspx#76205</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:49:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:76205</guid><dc:creator>joey burls</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;hells ya c dawg!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=76205" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: 10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/10-reasons-the-recession-will-rock-your-love-life.aspx#76203</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:31:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:76203</guid><dc:creator>Rachel Adler</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;This actually gets me quite in the mood for a recession. The question is, will the price of condoms be left unchanged, or will we have to settle for that saran-wrap advice we heard from our (slutty!) friend in seventh grade?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=76203" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: 10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/10-reasons-the-recession-will-rock-your-love-life.aspx#76169</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:01:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:76169</guid><dc:creator>girl_giant</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;actually, spectrumseven, strange but true: macrae family lore has it that we're related to robert the bruce. so, big ups for the braveheart reference.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;c.m.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=76169" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: 10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/10-reasons-the-recession-will-rock-your-love-life.aspx#76161</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:25:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:76161</guid><dc:creator>spectrumseven</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;LOL!&amp;quot;Like an Alzheimer’s patient, we return to the $20-per-ticket Museum of Modern Art again and again for an ill-conceived date with someone we don’t know very well and already feel awkward around. The museum date is a clumsy murder-suicide: the two of you shuffle from sculpture to painting while acting like pretentious eggheads as you try to discuss art that you don’t understand. Catch a discount matinee instead, and grope in the dark.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Combine America’s declining interest in knowledge, free admission, and sultry, stuffy sex-maniac librarians, and suddenly you have an accessible, sparsely populated impromptu orgy club. The public library, with its many dim corners and unlocked “reading rooms,” is a recession-era Plato’s Retreat. Take it from a former librarian: the microfiche room is far from obsolete when reappropriated in the right fashion. &amp;quot; LOL!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A very refreshing perspective thar McRae. (in my opinion) &amp;nbsp;Hmm. &amp;nbsp;McRae. &amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;Ah, William Wallace is seven feet tall. &amp;nbsp;I know! and if he were here, he'd consume the english with fire balls from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse!&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
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