Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

spectrumseven — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:31:14 GMT

Cow Tipping is a myth! YOu sexy bozo!

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

naneaux — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:57:50 GMT

Cowtown? Hon, Cowtown is in TEXAS, otherwise known as FORT WORTH... a burg I left as soon as possible after my birth there. I think 6 weeks old is ASAP, don't you? THANKS, MOM, FOR TAKING ME BACK TO MY TRUE HOME IN NEW YORK CITY! Fortunately, my story has a happy ending. Phew.

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

Meg — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:49:51 GMT

MO rhymes with ho, Emily. That's right: HO. Which is what people from your side of State Line are called. They are called Ho.

Kansas, on the other hand, rhymes with Mansass. Stay away from my man's ass, filthy Ho.

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

Kansas is the best — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:18:01 GMT

I'm feeling like I've just been stereotyped. I believe in evolution AND I'm from Kansas. Most of us Kansans do, there are just some very loud idiots.

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

Toby — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:38:53 GMT

Hey Emily, stop messing with our heads! KCK is no urban legend. It's right there across the river. I guess you thought just because they don't know about the internet over there, that nobody would notice if you wrote them off into nonexistence.

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

Biff — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:10:20 GMT

Try living in New Mexico. Anyone can misplace a city but it takes a real genius to misplace a whole state.

99% of the country think it's part of Mexico.

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

kcfilmgirl — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:08:46 GMT

Finally, someone who understands! I could walk outside my office right now and straddle line between Kansas and Missouri (where one side of my body would have a higher IQ). However, it would interfere with the cow tipping fun I have planned for later.

I heart my homegirl Emily!

re: Geography Lessons: Kansas City is in Missouri and So is Scanner Emily

Nick — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:20:41 GMT

Thanks for clearing that up.

And wow... that clip still makes me cringe. Ouch.