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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/07/what-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-moved-to-missouri.aspx</link><description>We don&amp;#39;t know whether we should be offended or relieved that we don&amp;#39;t look like this (we don&amp;#39;t, do we? you&amp;#39;d tell us if we did, right?), but either way, we&amp;#39;re amused. And because we&amp;#39;re in Kansas City— which is in Missouri in case</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/07/what-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-moved-to-missouri.aspx#78597</link><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:02:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:78597</guid><dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Can't be from Missourah, all their teeth are intact! &amp;nbsp;Travolta looks like Tony Soprano. &amp;nbsp;Here's a New York--Missouri/Missouri--New York dictionary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Missouri--Do What? &amp;nbsp;NY--Yo, what the &amp;amp;^(*$^ did you say, you mutt? &amp;nbsp;How about I stuff yas in a pizza oven, set yas on 450 for 25 minutes and see if yas is still as ugly as yas is now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MO--Ya'll (One person), Ya'llins (2 or more) &amp;nbsp;NY--Yaz/Yez (Yaz think I shoulda taken the job?) Botcha + yaz indicates plurality (Awright, botchayaz come 'ere!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=78597" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/07/what-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-moved-to-missouri.aspx#77009</link><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:43:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:77009</guid><dc:creator>thinkywritey</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;When someone sent it to me, it was &amp;quot;Ohio.&amp;quot; Someone did a bangup job, though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=77009" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/07/what-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-moved-to-missouri.aspx#76976</link><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:43:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:76976</guid><dc:creator>Nicole</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;You could easily substitute &amp;quot;Maine&amp;quot; for &amp;quot;Missouri&amp;quot; in that sentence! Those photos are great!&lt;/p&gt;
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