Porn Stars: They're Just Like Half of All Adults (By Age 50)

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Bonehenge — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:15:46 GMT

yeah she's just a little busted. i'd like to see anyone's ass after it's gotten as much action as hers and have it looking half as good. and after poring through copious amounts of <strikethrough>porn</strikethrough> research, i can say that many butts have similar idiosyncracies. <3

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profrobert — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:55:54 GMT

Hey, I teach writing; it's a reflex.

I've never seen the alternate spelling. Maybe it's what you get when you sit too long at a sewing machine? ;-)

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Emily Farris — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:02:23 GMT

You can insult my taste, my judgment (both questionable at times), but never my spelling! There are actually many different ways to spell it, but using an O instead of an E might have been better. Maybe I'll go change it, ProfRobert.

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profrobert — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:50:07 GMT

Maybe before writing a piece on hemorrhoids, one should learn how to spell the word.

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Julia — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:40:03 GMT

First off, couldn't you have placed the naked boobies after the jump, with a "NSFW" warning?

And second... did we really need to examine a close-up of a porn-star's anus to determine if she has hemmerhoids?? I am all for weird & tawdry tidbits (that's why I read scanner!) but this is just... gross and pointless.

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biggyrl — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:40:24 GMT

Dude, I've always had the same buttclit thing goin' on and I am a 100 percent 'roid-free zone. It's just part of the wonderful mystery that is Joanna's ass. Bow down before Joanna's sphincter for you are not worthy.

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vivazoya — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:17:23 GMT

nope. not a 'roid. Roids are a lot like busted blood vessels, so they are red/purple, or otherwise angry or painful looking. That's just a butt that's seen a lot of action.

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missdoc — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:06:03 GMT

as a gynecologist, I agree with blondage that this is just extra skin - come to think of we all need extra skin in the anus so that it can open to accomodate stool (or a penis)

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blondage — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:40:15 GMT

Uh, some women just have extra tissue down there. Call it buttclit, if you will, but if you look at people's buttholes on a regular basis, you will find it to be quite normal, despite the fact that folks always want to try to find ways to make people that vary from the norm (especially "down there" - oooo!)feel freakish and unattractive. Thanks for that. This all reminds me of when Joanna used to work for Nerve... back in the good ol' days... when educated, pro-sex people actually had interesting things to say on this site... do you really have nothing better to do with your time?

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jack — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:44:05 GMT

it could be a hemorrhoid, but is just as likely to be an anal wart. Unprotected anal sex with someone who has HPV (i.e. 80% of men by some estimates) will put you at risk for anal and perianal warts. They're a serious problem in people with HIV/AIDS and can also cause rectal cancer (just like cervical cancer). Here's to protection!

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SkyPork — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:39:49 GMT

Yeah that totally looks like a second clitoris to me. Which, if you think about it, would be enough to fuel the plots of several pornos ... not that they need plot fuel. Or plot.

Also: Best ... Photoshopping ... EVER!

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spectrumseven — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:13:42 GMT

{surtsey} - LOL!

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MF — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:44:06 GMT

Maybe she's had a baby?

What? It happens.

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surtsey — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:02:10 GMT

i think thats what the industry calls a 'buttclit'