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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx</link><description>A 21-year old woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her from involuntarily and unknowingly joining the mile high club. Apparently as the woman slept during her flight from LA to Dallas, she got more than just beauty sleep. 20 minutes</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79825</link><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:54:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79825</guid><dc:creator>sham</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;man white people keep gettin more &amp;amp; more weird. shit, these freaks need to b kept in jails of sorts man. but then again, the whole of white america will b in cages. jeez man... this is so pathetic. wish that woman wud've been black. the dude wud've been castrated &amp;amp; prolly shot up before he left the airport.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79825" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79266</link><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:08:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79266</guid><dc:creator>pelirroja</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;ewwwwww&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79266" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79158</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:30:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79158</guid><dc:creator>Songbird</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Was this an American Airlines flight or an Air America flight? &amp;nbsp;They're both named in the article.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79158" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79148</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:55:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79148</guid><dc:creator>DandyNerd</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;while an amusing comment from anon, it was hard to get past his syntactical errors. Article... really? this coming from someone purporting to criticize a blog POST. and, yes, i'm shamefully foregoing capitalization all over the place in this comment. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79148" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79146</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:44:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79146</guid><dc:creator>Carolyn</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;That's why I fly Jet Blue. &amp;nbsp;No one masturbates while stuck on the runway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79146" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79109</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:45:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79109</guid><dc:creator>Butchie</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Do you have to pay extra for that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79109" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79070</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:54:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79070</guid><dc:creator>anon</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;While an amusing article, it was hard to get past your spelling and grammatical errors. Plain...really?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79070" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#79007</link><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:40:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:79007</guid><dc:creator>Coach Deb</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;yah - but she was EMBARRASSED! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm not into &amp;quot;blaming the victim&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As much as I think I'd punch (or STAB)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this guy with my fork if I were next to him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;or scream at him - I dunno - if he was &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;creepy - who knows what you'd really do &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in that type of situation? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm just glad it wasn't me. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cuz I might be in JAIL for what I'd do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in that situation! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sheeeeeeesh - what's wrong with HIM &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is the BETTER Question to be asked. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=79007" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/17/can-i-have-a-window-seat-in-the-non-masturbating-section.aspx#78994</link><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:53:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:78994</guid><dc:creator>Suebob</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;What is WRONG with these people? Didn't she realize that she had the perfect opportunity to embarrass this perv? I mean, he was a CAPTIVE in an airplane! Stand up! Shout! Point! Make some noise! In addition, it is probably some kind of federal crime, given that it happened on a plane.&lt;/p&gt;
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