Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

re: Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

bayoulillian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:21:13 GMT

Really? Beautiful? I think she looks like an alien. Of course that's until she opens her mouth. Then I can't bring myself to look at her. Ew.

re: Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

nederick — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:04:46 GMT

Yeah, sometimes it hurts to tell the truth, but Tyra Banks is beautiful, even if she makes my ears bleed. Elizabeth Berkley, who I actually suspect is really nice and funny, looks like some kind of polymer creation cooked up by a germophobic heir to some sort of Q-tip fortune.

re: Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

eurrapanzy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:55:38 GMT

Tyra wins, but both of them are too crazy to let them sleep over after.

re: Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:31:12 GMT

All right, all right. The jig is up.

Normally, I don't confess to statements having been jokes if people don't get them, but this time I will, lest the possibility that I might consider Tyra Banks intelligent become common wisdom.

1) I wanted to say something positive about her besides the fact that she's hot. "Nice" doesn't really cover it.

2) The whole sentence should clearly be taken as a gag, people: there ARE no current intelligent women hosting daytime talk shows.

re: Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

Amy Jackman — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:18:44 GMT

Brian, you have obviously never seen Tyra's talk show. She's awful, she can't put together a complete sentence. And ANTM? She's just ridiculous on that show. No way dude, totally wrong.

re: Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

Emily Farris — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:02:47 GMT

um, you called SBTB unfunny and tyrayray intelligent? i thought i knew you.