http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/14/seven-year-old-kind-of-ruins-sex-chair-for-parents.aspxillustration by David Chelsea for the New York Times Poor Lori Jakiela. Not only does she have to put up with a fairly grueling children&#39;s birthday party for her son (&quot;The boys fought over who got to eat the head.&quot;) but she can&#39;t evenenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/14/seven-year-old-kind-of-ruins-sex-chair-for-parents.aspx#85852Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:43:38 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:85852thinkywritey<p>She deserves whatever she gets for naming her kid &quot;Locklin.&quot;</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=85852" width="1" height="1">