http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspxSorry, folks, but Scanner Emily will be MIA today. Scanner Emily is staying away from the scary internets so she can relax... on her birthday! Let&#39;s all sign a great big birthday card for her... with your comments in the comments section. (P.S. CommentsenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92674Mon, 12 May 2008 03:55:57 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92674Emily Farris<p>Thanks, everybody. It was a great birthday, indeed. Special thanks to Scanner Bryan and Scanner Brian for coming out and keeping the whiskey flowing freely. (And to Scanner Bryan for leading the birthday parade.)</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92674" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92458Sat, 10 May 2008 18:27:46 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92458jenny<p>Happy birthday!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92458" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92385Sat, 10 May 2008 02:59:06 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92385Christian<p>Happy Birthday! &nbsp;Hope it's so good you don't remember it!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92385" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92364Sat, 10 May 2008 00:51:42 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92364SwirlingDervish<p>If I remember the Broken Scanner stories correctly, Scanner Emily is now partly made of titanium, which would make her smart, funny, hot, and the only Scanner who's a cyborg (at least as far as I know).</p> <p>Happy Birthday, Scanner Emily! No breakage next year!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92364" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92357Sat, 10 May 2008 00:10:27 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92357courtney_love<p>Scanner Emily.</p> <p>Happiest of happy birthdays. But come tomorrow back because I miss your posts.</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92357" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92253Fri, 09 May 2008 19:48:02 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92253Adria<p>Many happy returns of the day Emily!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92253" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92247Fri, 09 May 2008 19:33:02 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92247godwal<p>Happy Birthday!! &nbsp;Is a new cat in order?</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92247" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92238Fri, 09 May 2008 19:24:03 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92238profrobert<p>Happy birthday and many happy returns!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92238" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92235Fri, 09 May 2008 19:22:59 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92235Bryan Christian<p>many more, em, much love!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92235" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92232Fri, 09 May 2008 19:18:02 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92232shinynewmachine<p>Happy birthday Emily!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92232" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92231Fri, 09 May 2008 19:17:02 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92231daviddickerson<p>Happy Birthday, Emily (wherever I may find you)! I hope that, for this day at least, you know how smart and beautiful and capable you are, and that you have nothing but a blast!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92231" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92198Fri, 09 May 2008 18:18:39 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92198ashke<p>Happy Birthday, Emily. You're my favorite Scanner.</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92198" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/09/special-post.aspx#92197Fri, 09 May 2008 18:14:57 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92197steveowinlow<p>Happy Birthday Scanner Emily, you are adorable btw.</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=92197" width="1" height="1">