Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

fridgebuzz — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:50:12 GMT

Mo Rocca...but sadly, since he doesn't have his own show, Stewart. Colbert is cute, but I like Stewart's personality better.

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

jeanine — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:44:20 GMT

a friend and I had this exact argument a few days ago! I'm all Colbert, she's all Stewart.

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wetdove — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:32:57 GMT

J-O-N

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

thinkywritey — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:29:52 GMT

I thought you'd asked this one once before, too. I have to say that after the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner, many of us OWE Colbert no-holds-barred sex. (He'd get my vote anyway.)

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

afellowgirl — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:17:59 GMT

Colbert, no question. That piercing gaze, the nimble eyebrows. . . that immovable hair. He's also a very graceful dancer. I like when he spins.

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

vix_en25 — Thu, 22 May 2008 08:57:44 GMT

HELLO! they arent asking who you like better or who you think is funnier, they are asking which one you would rather have hot steamy sex with.

JON STEWART EVERY SINGLE TIME

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

motoko — Thu, 22 May 2008 07:17:21 GMT

Colbert...just imagine the levels of role-playing that would go to.

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

lilhuna — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:57:23 GMT

for so long i would have said Jon, but i think the constant self-deprecation has taken away a bit of his sex appeal. Steve on the other hand has such bravado that it makes him probably seem sexier than he is. Also, it's the straight laced guys who are kinky. Remember when he had his female intern count and he got all aroused?

I think I have to answer Colbert. But still wouldn't kick Stewart out of bed.

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fuzzyoctopus — Thu, 22 May 2008 03:11:40 GMT

Definitely Jon.

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Thu, 22 May 2008 02:19:04 GMT

Definitely Colbert - especially when his hair's done like in his "I'm singing in Korean" music video! ;) LOL

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

jaycg — Thu, 22 May 2008 02:14:26 GMT

Colbert. At the end of the day he hangs it up and becomes someone else. Stewart is always Stewart.

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

alimum — Thu, 22 May 2008 02:01:27 GMT

Jon Stewart.

However, I seem to recall this match up was the very first WWYR (soon after Colbert Report debuted).

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Jen Lollipop — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:57:31 GMT

Colbert, for sure. Who wouldnt wanna hump a guy who can dance like that? Plus, he could probably hook me up with RAIIIIIN.......

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

ashke — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:51:02 GMT

Jon Stewart

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

LydiaSarah — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:29:55 GMT

Jon, hands down. I've been madly in love with him since before Colbert had his own show. Colbert is definitely funny but sometimes his persona can get just a little tiresome, although I love the show. Jon manages to make make sincerity funny, which is harder I think--it's not easy to be a genuinely funny straight man--and he's the trail-blazer and a better interviewer than most anchors on "serious" news. Plus he's cute. So, all in all, funny, sexy, and an asset to American political discourse. Take me now, Jon!

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

wundersmack — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:49:14 GMT

This took me less than a second:

Colbert.

re: Who Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart?

mystic_path — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:36:54 GMT

Both - A political comedy three way! YUM!