We are not gossip mongers or celeb-pokers here at the Screengrab. We are predominantly concerned with the films that actors perform in. Not the weird shit they’re into or who they happen to be sleeping with. That said, we’re happy to bring you this diatribe from Scientology’s number-two man, Tom Cruise. If you can parse anything intelligible from these ten minutes, you have a keener mind than me. Maybe I’m just an SP. Or something.

Hit the jump for the goods.