Got sweaty palms? Just want to be NEAR Scarlett Johansson?
You really shouldn’t need a reason to donate to Oxfam. The nonprofit group does remarkable aid work the world over and cash in their pocket should be no strings attached. For those of you looking for something back though, and for those of you who just want to be around jubblies that even Natalie Portman finds irresistible, you can start bidding on this super creepy auction. The winner will get two tickets to the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You, a makeover from Prive, and a meet and greet with Miss Scarlett herself. Most hilarious part of the auction goes to the first question and answer on the FAQ:
Q: Is Scarlett Johansson answering emails through this auction?
A: Scarlett Johansson is not able to check emails sent to her through this auction.
The internet frightens me.
You can check out more Nat and Scar tales over at Scanner.
