So, less than two months after it was reported here that Tara Reid...I mean Lindsay Lohan...had been cast as one of the titular LSD and murder enthusiasts in Manson Girls (the latest entry in a feel-good trifecta including the murder/torture/stripper-pole-humping I Know Who Killed Me and the scumbag-who-killed-John-Lennon biopic Chapter 27), industry schadenfreude enthusiasts are reporting the erstwhile actress was fired from her latest terrible-sounding project.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Ms. Hilton...I mean, Lohan...claims she wasn’t fired...but blogger Nikki Finke begs to differ.

Quoth Ms. Finke: ““Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when [producers] discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her.”

According to various sources, Ms. Spears...uh, Lohan...later celebrated her continuing status as box office poison by sharing tequila shots with fellow inexplicable celebrity Lauren Conrad of The Hills.

Here’s wishing Ms. Montag or Lohan all the best in her continuing efforts to, y’know, like, whatever.