Listen up, kids. Getting a college education is all well and good, but there are some things in this life you can’t learn from some stuffy ol’ professor with a pipe and patches on his jacket. Some things you can only learn right here at the Screengrab. For instance, you think they’re gonna tell you about the Top 15 College Movies (Parts One, Two and Three) at Harvard or MIT? Hell, no! There’s too much dangerous information contained therein – dangerous to them, that is.
Here’s our syllabus for the week. Sign up for as many classes as you like:
Political Science: My Kind of Red State: An Election Year Salute to The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, Rose McGowan Takes Leave of Her Senses
History: Spike Lee’s Next “Miracle,” Drunk History
Art and Music Appreciation: Warhol at the Wex, OST: Jailhouse Rock, The Wizard of Gore
Abnormal Psychology: Bad Cops, Shatner Fires Back, Coppola’s Apocalypse Forever
International Affairs: Bangkok Ludicrous, Keira Knightley’s Last Night
Theoretical Physics: Is High Definition Killing the Magic?
After class, feel free to attend these Fantastic Fest screenings: Fanboys, Zack and Miri Make a Porno (or watch Fantastic Fest online).
Class dismissed!
