Hi, folks. I'm Lance, the Screengrab's monkey intern, and I'll be handling the Highlight Reel this week. Frankly I asked for this opportunity to address you today because I'm simply sickened that a few bad apples have once again set back my community's efforts to be taken seriously. Folks, it's hard out here for a chimp. Yet we've got these bozos in Japan running around with bottles of Jager for a handful of magic beans. Now it's true that I'm not compensated monetarily here at Nerve, but that's because it's an internship, fer crying out loud! Soon I'll be an editor here, and I'll be able to put an end to insulting stuff like this Top 25 Leading Men list. I keep asking the Screengrabbers, where is the list of top leading monkeys? They keep saying they'll get around to it, but I see them laughing when they think I'm not around. Sure, they'll throw me a bone by reviewing Me Cheeta: My Life in Hollywood, but they treat it as a joke! Believe me, folks, there are statues of Cheeta where I come from.
Anyway, I guess I've got to pretend that some of the stuff these clowns wrote is worth reading, so here are your highlights of the week:
New Reviews: Ashes of Time Redux, Fireproof, An American Carol
When British Comics Attack: Simon Pegg vs. Ricky Gervais
Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals (ha ha, very funny)
Ozsploitation! Razorback
(more like pigsploitation, if you ask me)
Special Election Year Report
Dylan in the Movies
How Not to Interview Faye Dunaway
Nick Nolte Does His Own Stunts
Fargo's Marge Grills Sarah Palin
Gordon Gekko's Speechwriter Clarifies
