Change has come to America. The campaign was long and hard-fought, like that of Billy Jack. While we all enjoyed the Election Day Online Viewing Guide, that time is behind us. Forgotten are the days of Gabriel Over the White House. No longer must we ponder Visions of Change: Utopias and Worst-Case Scenarios (Parts One, Two, Three and Four). The Barack Obama Film Festival has begun. As such, I have chosen the Screengrab to outline my agenda for the next four years.
Highlights include:
Stopping the Three Stooges Revival
Exalting Kate Winslet’s Real Ass
Expunging Alone in the Dark, Great Expectations and Angels Brigade from the Library of Congress
Mourning Michael Crichton
Turning Guy Ritchie Gay
