At some point, it became my job to keep updating you on the continuing mental deterioration of William Shatner. Once you start down a road like this, it’s hard to stop. I’m afraid I’ll miss something important, like Shatner appearing pantsless and professing his undying love for Nichelle Nichols. Alas, this installment isn’t quite that intriguing, but it does provide further evidence that Shatner really, really needs to stop thinking about George Takei already.

Entitled “William Shatner responds to George Takei’s claim that he invited Bill to his wedding,” the new episode finds the good captain in a conciliatory mode…except when he’s not. He wishes Takei would stop being mean to him. He's thrilled that George has found love in his life. He’s never said anything bad about Takei…well, except for that last video, in which he said Takei had a “psychosis.” But that just means he’s out of touch with reality, right? So no big deal there. He also tackles the issue of Sulu’s promotion to captain in the Star Trek movies, rightly pointing out that if Takei were given his own starship to command, he wouldn’t be on the Enterprise set anymore setting phasers to stun on Shatner’s orders. Finally, he issues an invitation of his own to Takei. Check it out:



Related:
Star Trek Showdown: Shatner Fires Back
Star Trek Showdown II: William Shatner Responds to Sulu Snub