I don't know if your Christmas week is anything like mine (if you
even have a Christmas week, that is), but every year, I spend an inordinate amount
of time on the couch. It's a good way to be with family without having
to, y'know, talk with anyone. I usually lay there, using my mind only
to ponder how full my belly is and wondering how long it will take me
to digest enough to make room for another slice of pecan pie. But this
year, instead of mindless entertainment, I intend to engage with some
movies! Maybe that will take my mind off of food. For a little while,
at least. Here's what's good this week, in the central/eastern
format. I'm also moving overnight movies to the prior day write-up,
which is my policy from here forward.
Monday, December 22:
Monday offers two flicks about evil and naivety! What could be
better than considering evil during the final weeks of the year? Au
Revoir, Les Enfants is Louis Malle's examination of life in a French
boarding school during the Vichy occupation. Our young protagonist
seems to be going through normal kid issues, but his innocence is
threatened by the War and his growing suspicion that a schoolmate might
be a hidden Jew. The Quiet American is based on Graham Greene's novel
about a not-so-well meaning journalist encountering a CIA agent in
1950s Vietnam. Strangely enough, the CIA agent may be the more naive
of the two.
12:30/1:30 pm: Au Revoir, Les Enfants on IFC.
2:30/3:30 pm The Quiet American on IFC.
2:30/3:30 am: Enemy Mine on AMC.
5:05/6:05 am: Au Revoir, Les Enfants on IFC.
Tuesday, December 23:
Tuesday's full of anti-war sci-fi in the AM! Maybe it's not great
sci-fi, but it's (probably) worth a viewing, especially with
impressionable young minds around you. Enemy Mine, one of my favorite
movies when I was 13, is about setting asides differences in the face
of a hostile universe. I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but I
recall that it had a strong anti-war and pro-cooperation message. A
far better movie (with far less latex and, well, mostly the same
message) is the original The Day The Earth Stood Still, an untouchable
classic that only a fool would attempt to remake. Finally, The Day
After is a good way to wrap up the morning with some schlock that
originally aired on TV when I was exactly the right age for a nascent
political awakening (that would be 1983, when I was 11). In light of
the dramatic depiction of the harshness of life after a nuclear attack
on the US, I remember my shock and disbelief when I overheard President
Granddaddy Ronald Reagan on TV pushing for more nuclear weapons. He
lost my vote that day.
In the afternoon, there's John Ford's 3 Godfathers, which is
like a Western version of Three Men And A Baby, only with death and
despair. Awesome! Then Roman Polanski's The Pianist offers a little
more death and despair. And finally, as a salve to all of this
suffering, Lubitsch's The Shop Around The Corner is the sweetest and
bestest romantic comedy that ever graced celluloid. (Note: the
overnight movie discussed here rather than on the prior day for
thematic purposes.)
2:30/3:30 am: Enemy Mine on AMC.
7/8 am: The Day The Earth Stood Still on AMC.
9/10 am: The Day After on SCIFI.
3/4 pm: 3 Godfathers on TCM.
4:30/5:30 pm: The Pianist on IFC.
5/6 pm: The Shop Around The Corner on TCM.
2/3 am: The Shop Around The Corner on TCM.
Wednesday, December 24:
Christmas Eve brings more despair! I recommend that you choose
wisely and then go volunteer in a soup kitchen. Nobody Knows is a 2004
Japanese film based on a true story about
children who were horribly neglected by an unfit mother and then abandoned
to survive on their wits alone. Guaranteed to make the hardest heart
break down and openly weep. Brother's Keeper is the uplifting
documentary about a rural community that rallies around a near-feral
farming family when one brother is accused of murdering another. The
Delicate Art of the Rifle is a microbudget indie about a sniper on a
college campus. Death and the Maiden is Roman Polanski's film (of the
Ariel Dorfman play) in which a woman (Sigourney Weaver, who has never
been better) is convinced that the man who gave her husband a ride home
was the man who tortured and raped her while she was a prisoner of the
previous brutal regime. It is stunningly good and sadly
underappreciated. Finally, Bad Santa is the salve for all that ails us.
6/7 am: Nobody Knows on IFC.
8:30/9:30 am: Brother’s Keeper on IFC.
10:30/11:30 am: The Delicate Art of the Rifle on IFC.
12:05/1:05 pm: Nobody Knows on IFC.
2:45/3:45 pm: Brother’s Keeper on IFC.
4:35/5:35 pm: The Delicate Art of the Rifle on IFC.
6:15/7:15 pm: Death and the Maiden on IFC.
10/11 pm: Bad Santa on Comedy Central.
Thursday, December 25:
Tidings of comfort and joy for all: TCM has a film fest of
Bogie's most iconic movies on Christmas Day. That'll deck your halls
with boughs of something. Note that it runs all night.
7/8 am: 3 Godfathers on TCM.
2/3 pm: Bad Santa on Comedy Central.
7/8 pm: Casablanca on TCM.
9/10 pm: The Big Sleep on TCM.
11 pm/12 am: The Maltese Falcon on TCM.
1/2 am: The African Queen on TCM.
3/4 am: High Sierra on TCM.
Friday, December 26:
Back to our regularly scheduled holiday sadness! George
Washington is a must-see film about youths who can't see a future for
themselves in their quiet North Carolina town. Elephant is about
youths whose future is brutally taken away for reasons unknown. And The Honeymoon Killers is about hideous sociopaths who love each other
and brutalize the world. Happy fucking Boxing Day!
9/10 am: George Washington on IFC.
10:35/11:35 am: Elephant on IFC.
2:05/3:05 pm: George Washington on IFC.
3:35/4:35 pm: Elephant on IFC.
5/6 pm: The Honeymoon Killers on IFC.
3:35/4:35 am The Honeymoon Killers on IFC.
5:25/6:25 am: George Washington on IFC.
Saturday, December 27:
Saturday is about Japan. First up is The Greatest Story Ever
Told, aka The Seven Samurai. I believe I recently wrote here that The
Wild Bunch was the best film ever. That's only half-true, because The
Seven Samurai is its equal. Damn, this movie is good. Ang Lee's
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon isn't even close to the same league, but
it's pretty great on its own. Finally, Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving
Castle is not the best Miyazaki movie, but it's wonderful and highly,
highly recommended.
7/8 am: The Seven Samurai on IFC.
10:30/11:30 am: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon on IFC.
2:30/3:30 pm: Howl’s Moving Castle on IFC.
4:30/5:30 pm: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon on IFC.
Sunday, December 28:
Wait, Sunday is about Japan. Rashomon, another film by Akira
Kurosawa, is iconic and a must-see for fans of cinema, although it
isn't quite as great as his best movies. The Bad Sleep Well is
Kurosawa's corporate office take on Hamlet. Of his three Shakespeare
adaptations (the other two are Throne of Blood/MacBeth and Ran/King
Lear), it is the least, but it's full of his distinct sensibilities and
very enjoyable. Finally, Malick's The Thin Red Line is half-war movie
and half-nature documentary and all about the human soul. Overnight,
there's Tati's utterly delightful Mr. Hulot's Holiday, which is full of
wit and pratfalls.
7/8 am: Rashomon on IFC.
8:30/9:30 am: The Bad Sleep Well on IFC.
8/9 pm: The Thin Red Line on IFC.
2/3 am: Mr. Hulot’s Holiday on TCM.
2:30/3:30 am: The Thin Red Line on IFC
Monday, December 29:
Dreary Monday! Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is a film
based on a play that delights in its own postmodernity. If you watched
The Bad Sleep Well, definitely follow it up with this. And then put
off whatever it is that you're supposed to be doing. Kiss of Death is
one of the great film noirs. The Sweet Hereafter, Atom Egoyan's film
based on Russell Banks's devastating novel, will ruin you in a good
way. And The Player is Robert Altman's great tribute/kiss-off to
Hollywood.
6:50/7:50 am: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead on IFC.
9/10 am: Kiss of Death on FMC.
1:30/2:30 pm: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead on IFC.
9/10 pm: The Sweet Hereafter on IFC.
11 pm/12 am: The Player on IFC.