According to the cover of Self magazine, funny is the new sexy. After a weekend spent slipping on banana peels outside several Manhattan clubs and squirting supermodels with my plastic carnation, I have my doubts, but now that Linday Lohan is back in the dating pool, she's trying to keep pace with the zeitgeist by posting her eHarmony profile at Funny or Die; to take the direct route to view it, hit the jump. Word is she keeps you jumping, but honestly, she had us interested here until that close-up shock reveal of her taste in nail polish.