This is the last time I’ll write one of these columns (unless, of course, someone wants to hire me to do so), but I just wanted to mention how much fun it has been.  I know that I haven’t been doing these as frequently as I should.  My real job has been taking precedence, and now that I actually will have some time, there ain’t gonna be no Screengrab no more.  So, since we are near the end, I wanted to write a super-deluxe column.  Luckily, cable tv has made that easy by scheduling a ridiculous number of great movies in the near future!

Wednesday, May 27
On Wednesday, the best bet is Errol Morris's documentary Fast, Cheap and Out of Control, which is playing on IFC at 12:15 pm central/1:15 pm eastern (and sorry for the late notice!).  Fast, Cheap and Out of Control is an impressive attempt to impose order into the chaos of the interviews, which is reflected in the subjects' chosen careers.  Overnight, TCM is showing It Happened One Night at 1:30 am central/2:30 am eastern.

Thursday, May 28
Thursday has John Sayles's Lone Star on TCM at 9 pm central/10 pm eastern.  That's one of the best Sayles movie, but I don't really need to tell you this, do I, dear Screengrab reader?

Friday, May 29
Starting at 5:30 am central/6:30 am eastern, Friday has six, count 'em, six, flicks worth a watch.  First up is Amarcord, Fellini's last great movie, on IFC at the aforementioned time and again at 11:35 am central/12:35 pm eastern.  Then TCM has The Blue Dahlia, the only movie based on a screenplay by Raymond Chandler, at 7:45 am central/8:45 am eastern.  It's not the best film noir, but The Blue Dahlia has quite a lot going for it.  In the afternoon, TCM is running Orson Welles's The Lady From Shanghai at 1 pm central/2 pm eastern.  That's a great movie despite the ludicrous accent Welles sports throughout.  In the evening, Ovation is running The Triplets of Belleville at 7 pm central/8 pm eastern and again at 10 pm central/11 pm eastern.  Ovation keeps the aspect ratio of the films it runs, but it does cut for commercials frequently and sometimes bleeps adult language in racier movies.  There's no adult language in The Triplets of Belleville, though.  If something darker is more your style, IFC is showing Roman Polanski's Death and the Maiden at 7:15 pm central/8:15 pm eastern and again overnight at 12:30 am central/1:30 am eastern.  Also overnight is the Jamaican crime flick that made Jimmy Cliff an international star, The Harder They Come, on TCM at 1:15 am central/2:15 am eastern.

Saturday, May 30
Saturday is always a good day for cable movies.  The first one I want to mention is New World Order, as discussed by my esteemed colleague Mr. Scott Von Doviak, which is playing on IFC at 9 am central/10 am eastern.  That's awfully early for conspiracy theories!  I guess they have to get moving early on Saturday before the Military-Industrial-Fast Food-Big Oil-Computertronic-Cell Phone-Google-Movie Critic Complex gets its coffee.  Unfortunately, IFC is also showing it at 3 pm central/4 pm eastern, which is all part of their plan, man!  I also want to mention The Searchers on AMC at 11:30 am central/12:30 pm eastern.  Don't watch good movies on AMC.  They cut 'em down to 4:3 aspect, and then pan-&-scan them.  It should be a crime to show The Searchers in anything other than widescreen.  So skip it on AMC and get the DVD instead.  Saturday afternoon is more promising.  Ovation is showing Waking Life at 1 pm central/2 pm eastern.  Not everyone loves or likes that movie, but I thought it was striving mightily towards something, and it deserves points for that.  TCM is showing (in the correct widescreen aspect and uncut) The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly at 4 pm central/5 pm eastern.  If you missed The Triplets of Belleville on Friday, Ovation is showing it again at 5 pm central/6 pm eastern and Waking Life again at 11 pm central/midnight eastern.

Sunday, May 31
Peter Weir's The Last Wave is one of those movies that I have a hard time rating.  On one hand, it has a spooky ambience and haunting conceit that it doggedly maintains throughout.  It features the only performance by Richard Chamberlain that could conceivably be called "acting" that anyone ever caught on film.  On the other hand, the ending is profoundly silly, especially after all the dread leading up to it.  With that caveat, I recommend that you take in a viewing if you haven't seen it.  It's on IFC at 7 am central/8 am eastern and again at 1 pm central/2 pm eastern.  Ovation is running The Triplets of Belleville again at 1 pm central/2 pm eastern and Waking Life again at 7 pm central/8 pm eastern.  Ovation is also running Crumb at 9 pm central/10 pm eastern.  Also recommended: since Sunday, May 31 is the ostensible last day of the Screengrab, spend your day perusing our archives!

Monday, June 1
There's funny and there's John Ford.  The funny is Duck Soup on TCM at 1:30 pm central/2:30 pm eastern, then The Awful Truth on TCM at 5:15 pm central/6:15 pm eastern, and finally Young Frankenstein on Fox Movie Channel at 8:30 pm central/9:30 pm eastern.  But TCM is running a John Ford film festival overnight starting at 7 pm central/8 pm eastern with Directed By John Ford, a documentary about the man as narrated by Orson Welles.  Then there's Stagecoach (9 pm central/10 pm eastern), which is the movie Orson Welles watched to learn how to make movies, then The Horse Soldiers (10:45 pm central/11:45 pm eastern), The Quiet Man (1 am central/2 am eastern), and She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (3:15 am central/4:15 am eastern).  That's a lot of horse opera (with an Irish interlude), but it's well worth it.  Be sure to keep an eye on TCM this month, because they're running blocks of movies by great directors through all of June, sometimes two a day.

Tuesday, June 2
Ovation has the neorealist classic The Bicycle Thief (aka Bicycle Thieves) at 2 pm central/3 pm eastern and again at 5 pm central/6 pm eastern and overnight at 1 am central/2 am eastern.  Thrill to the despair of a family man clinging to existence in post-war Rome!  At 7 pm central/8 pm eastern, TCM is showing It Happened One Night, the first in a Frank Capra film festival running overnight.  At the same time, Fox Movie Channel has Vanishing Point.  But I recommend that you catch Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey on Ovation at that time (although it's playing again at 10 pm central/11 pm eastern).  It's a fairly obscure documentary about the electronic musical instrument and its inventor that packs a surprising story and an emotional punch. 

Wednesday, June 3
Nothing today, sorry (if he's your thing, TCM has a King Vidor film festival this evening, so check it out).  Perhaps you could spend your day weeping for the lost Screengrab and cursing the cruel economy?

Thursday, June 4
TCM is running an Ingmar Bergman film fest starting at 7 pm central/8 pm eastern with an appearance by the director on the Dick Cavett Show from 1971.  Then there's The Seventh Seal (8 pm central/9 pm eastern), Wild Strawberries (9:45 pm central/10:45 pm eastern), Persona (11:30 pm central/12:30 am eastern), Hour Of The Wolf (1 am central/2 am eastern), and The Passion of Anna (2:45 am central/3:45 am eastern).  The first three in particular are necessary viewing for film geeks.

Friday, June 5
IFC has Before Sunrise at 4:15 pm central/5:15 pm eastern, but TCM is running Carol Reed movies all day and Steven Spielberg movies all night.  Check out the schedule.  Of course, I especially recommend The Third Man at 5 pm central/6 pm eastern. 

And this is as far out as I'm going with specific recommendations.  But watch TCM for Fritz Lang Day on June 8, Preston Sturges Night on June 10, John Huston and Akira Kurosawa on June 11, Jacques Tourneur on June 12, and... I should really cut this off here. It's been fun!  Thanks for reading!