Earlier this week, my esteemed colleague Phil Nugent wrote a piece on Something Weird Video, who've sailed into some rough waters. We hope they'll be able to navigate through them safely. In further tribute to those tireless purveyors of the nutty, the smutty, and the, well, weird, here's one of my favorite artifacts from the Something Weird vaults, an advertisement that dares to ask the question, "Do you know the law in this state?" I present the trailer for the ripped-from-the-headlines exploitation classic, Common Law Wife. Enjoy! — Paul Clark