Elsewhere in this fine blog, my esteemed colleagues Andrew Osbourne and Scott Von Doviak are posting their picks for the big hits and dismal failures coming to a theater near you in 2009. Frankly, as much as I'd like to play along, I exhausted myself almost to death just trying to catch up with all the movies I needed to see at the end of 2008, and I'm in no shape to guess whether or not the next year's worth of cinema is going to sink or swim. I'll just say good luck to the fellas, and crawl into my cave for a while; wake me when the next Coen Brothers movie is released.
But before I settle in for my long winter's nap, I thought I'd at least leave you with a new installment of a feature that proved pretty popular last time around. Thanks to the dedicated crazies who post at the infinitely useful Internet Movie Database, movies that haven't even been completed yet have their own "keywords" -- little descriptive words or phrases containing a movie's themes or content that you can use to search IMDB. For reasons of their own, some of the crazies get awfully specific with their use of keywords, and that means big fun for you, as we provide you with the following list of ten releases due out in winter of 2009, identified only by specifically selected IMDB keywords. Using your knowledge of abnormal psychology, check under the cut and see if you can guess which movie is which based just on the kooky keywords! Answers, as always, are at the end.
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