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  • Sundance of Death

    The 2008 Sundance Film Festival, the thirtieth annual mass screening on the slopes, opens on January 18, which means that we are fast approaching a yearly ritual near and dear to the hearts of all serious filmlovers — the annual blossoming of critical think pieces arguing that Sundance has "sold out," that "the magic is gone", and that there's no such thing as independent film anymore, if there ever was. (It's like the annual debate over the San Diego Comic-Con, except that there are people who care. I think.)

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  • Stone vs. Iran, Round 2

    You really have to hand it to Oliver Stone; whatever you might think of the quality of his movies, he sure does know how to rile people. He virtually invented Vietnam revisionism with Platoon, pissing off all the people who wanted to buy into the Rambo vision of a mighty America sold out by craven politicians; he irritated pretty much everybody with JFK and was practically elevated to Satanhood with Natural Born Killers; he drove conservatives batty with his sympathetic portrayal of Fidel Castro in Comandante; and his World Trade Center irked people of every political stripe. After returning to Vietnam for Pinkville (a dramatic retelling of the My Lai massacre), his next rumored project will be a documentary biography, in the Comandante mode, of the hugely controversial Iranian president Ahmadinejad. It’s a move likely to enrage conservatives in the U.S., but right-wingers in Iran are already furious — they’ve hated Stone since he directed Alexander, a film about the Macedonian emperor who is reviled by Persians as a hated conquerer. As the Guardian reports, conservative newspapers in Tehran are already going buggy at the idea of their beloved leader being immortalized on film by a man who already directed The Doors, a film about "one of America's perverted and half-mad singers; someone who urinated on the head of his fans during his concerts and enjoyed doing so." (The article also provides a helpful side-by-side comparison of the careers of Ahmadindejad and Jim Morrison.) — Leonard Pierce


  • Year-End List Preview

    We're going to be up to our noses in year-end lists soon, and you can either run and hide or go into training. By asking five critics to each name a high point, a low point, and a "surprise" from the past year, the Guardian has neatly offered what amounts to a quick, anticipatory cracking of the knuckles before everyone heads over to the main track. It's nice to see some love for the beautiful Ian Curtis biopic Control and, for some of us, reassuring to see some doubts surface about the greatness of The Lives of Others, the German film that may just have been the first wildly overrated big release of the year. Other opinions that, whether you or I agree with them or not, seem to be on the faster track to becoming conventional wisdom: No Country for Old Men is the movie of the Coens' career, if not of the year, Wes Anderson needs a new act, Quentin Tarantino needs to refuel, and if you need someone to play a pained figure of American integrity of a certain age, you ought to ask Tommy Lee Jones first. Lovably perverse contrarian opinion of the year: Mel Gibson isn't just an anti-Semitic fruitcake, he's also a hell of a director! (Uh, if you say so. Under the right circumstances, I'd still pay to see him act.) — Phil Nugent


  • That's "Graphic Novel" to You, Fanboy

    The productions of perhaps the two most anticipated comic book adaptations of all time — Watchmen and The Dark Knight — have both kicked into high gear, and there’s plenty of geeky content to go around before the movies actually end up in the can.  (Try not to think too hard about the fact that Dark Knight draws only its title, and nothing else, from Frank Miller’s stunning Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, or that Watchmen is being directed by a guy who turned another, far lesser Frank Miller book into a homoerotic big-screen video game.) In the Guardian, film blogger Sean Dodson provides a handy rundown of the astonishingly large number of Dark Knight teaser websites that have sprung up in the last few weeks (including ones for the Gotham Police Department, the local newspaper and a creepily amusing recruitment site for the Joker’s henchmen). Meanwhile, Zack Snyder himself provides some photos from the back lot of Watchmen, which contain lots of goodies for longtime fans of the comic (lots of characters, locations, companies, and other cultural references to the book are present in the background of the shots), although the set designer doesn’t seem to realize that Grain Belt beer has never been a big seller in New York.
    Leonard Pierce


  • Jesus: The College Years

    I don't suppose I have to tell a deeply spiritual bunch like the Nerve readership that Jesus' life from age thirteen to thirty is known to Bible historians as "the missing years," a mysterious black hole in the lifeline of the Christian icon. Now, director Drew Heriot (of the feel-good video documentary The Secret) and producer (and self-described "lapsed Catholic") William See Keenan, are planning to fill in the gaps with a movie called The Aquarian Gospel, and apparently they think he was doing more with himself in all that time than just hanging out in the parking lot with his friends turning water into wine and breaking up with his girlfriend. As Heriot points out, "The Bible devotes just seven words to the most formative years of Yeshua's life saying: 'The boy grew in wisdom and stature'." That could probably be said about just about anybody's life from early adolescence to full maturity, except maybe for this boy I knew in junior high named Brad Ard, who made it to his mid-thirties before finally realizing that his mustache just wasn't working. The movie's story is derived from a book published in 1894 by Nicholas Notovitch, who claimed that he was laid up at a Tibetan monastery, recovering from a broken leg, when he discovered records of Christ's visit to the Far East, where he was mentored by holy men (including the three wise men of the nativity story) and fell under the sway of Buddhist teachings, which had the effect of softening some of the harder line attitudes expressed in the Old Testament. (Notrovitch is widely regarded as a hoaxster who filched part of his account from the famous nineteenth-century "psychic" Madame Blavatsky.) The Guardian reports that the movie, which is envisioned as "a fantasy action adventure account of Jesus's life," will be made "using actors and computer animation like 300. . . Although the producers say the film will feature a 'young and beautiful' princess, it is not clear whether Jesus is to have a love interest." — Phil Nugent
  • Show Me The. . . Oh, Never Mind.

    The Guardian UK, as we’ve mentioned many times before, continues to feature some of the best film writing around. Just this week, they’ve brought us an article on the potential tragic loss of the Ronald Grant Cinema Museum and an exposé of the man who fought to keep Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth from being shown in British schools (surprise – he’s a mining and fuel tycoon), and they've given David Harewood a platform to decry how black actors in Britain must travel to the United States to get really choice roles. But for once, we must take exception to their movie section, as otherwise-reliable Guardian film blogger John Patterson is on the verge of making a terrible mistake that could cause untold suffering. In his latest column, he suggests that Cuba Gooding Jr., already having plumbed the depths as an actor, should salvage what remains of his career by becoming a director. Mr. Patterson, we urge you to recant: sure, it doesn’t seem like Cuba could possibly do worse behind the camera than he’s done in front of it, but then again, ten years ago, who could have predicted the horrors of Snow Dogs, Radio and Boat Trip? Recant, we beg of you. — Leonard Pierce


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