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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Screengrab : adaptation</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/adaptation/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: adaptation</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Charlie Kaufman Gets Wired</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/10/charlie-kaufman-gets-wired.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:126029</guid><dc:creator>Scott Von Doviak</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=126029</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/10/charlie-kaufman-gets-wired.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/09/08-15/sunshine.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/09/08-15/sunshine.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
With his directorial debut &lt;i&gt;Synecdoche, New York&lt;/i&gt; due next month, the notoriously press shy Charlie Kaufman has reluctantly decided that a little publicity is in order, especially given the movie’s pre-release rep as, shall we say, an esoteric experience.  Kaufman agreed to sit down with a writer from geek culture magazine &lt;i&gt;Wired&lt;/i&gt; for a profile in an upcoming issue.  Ah, but what form should this profile take?  It can’t be just a run-of-the-mill celebrity puff piece, because this is the guy behind such mind-twisters as &lt;i&gt;Being John Malkovich&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Adaptation&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind&lt;/i&gt;.  It has to be &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;meta&lt;/span&gt; in some way. And so a blog was born.
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Storyboard&lt;/a&gt; is described as “a profile of a profile of Charlie Kaufman.”  The idea is to provide “an almost-real-time, behind-the-scenes look at the assigning, writing, editing, and designing of a &lt;i&gt;Wired&lt;/i&gt; feature….This is a one-time experiment, tied solely to the Charlie Kaufman profile scheduled to run in our November 08 issue.”  The blog consists of internal emails, surveillance video from the Wired offices, and as of yesterday, the rough draft of writer Jason Tanz’s Kaufman profile.
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It’s an interesting peek behind the curtain, but I’m not sure that Storyboard is really equivalent to what Kaufman does in his work.  It’s more like a collection of DVD extras, but it’s still well worth checking out.  For instance, there’s &lt;a href="http://blog.wired.com/storyboard/2008/09/photo-issues-pt.html" target="_blank"&gt;this September 5th entry&lt;/a&gt; collecting emails concerning Kaufman’s refusal to sit for a photo shoot.  “I thought this was part of the negotiation, that he had never sat for an interview/shoot.,” writes creative director Scott Dadich. “This gives me serious reservations about doing the piece…. can we do a silhouette? something not showing his face?”  Stay tuned for the resolution to this development, as well as promised full audio from the three-hour interview.
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Related:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/20/charlie-kaufman-does-not-save-his-urine-in-jars.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Charlie Kaufman Does Not Save His Urine in Jars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/27/the-screengrab-presents-the-5-kinds-of-twist-endings.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
The Screengrab Presents: The Five Kinds of Twist Endings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It seemed like a match made in heaven.  The classic Maurice Sendak children’s book &lt;i&gt;Where the Wild Things Are&lt;/i&gt; and the one-time video wunderkind who brought a sure-handed touch to offbeat Charlie Kaufman material in &lt;i&gt;Being John Malkovich&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Adaptation&lt;/i&gt;.  Throw in a screenplay by lit-hipster Dave Eggers (&lt;i&gt;A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius&lt;/i&gt;) and what could go wrong?  But Spike Jonze’s $80 million adaptation of &lt;i&gt;Wild Things &lt;/i&gt;appears to have gone off the rails.
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According to Patrick Goldstein at the &lt;a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/2008/07/is-spike-jonze.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;L.A. Times&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, the movie “was originally slated for release this October but got pushed back to the fall of 2009. Last week it disappeared entirely from the Warner Bros. release schedule, a sign of continuing troubles.  The script got good early reviews. But for months the Web has been pulsing with rumors and in-depth accounts that when Jonze had a research screening last December, kids in the audience were crying and fleeing the theater--not exactly the reaction the studio had hoped for.”
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Apparently one big problem is that the young boy at the center of the story is “almost entirely unlikable, coming off as more mean-spirited and bratty than mischievous.”  Then there’s the matter of the wild things themselves, originally a mix of actors in furry suits and animatronic puppets.  No one was happy with these critters, who are now being replaced by (of course) CGI wild things.
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This is not the first time an adaptation of &lt;i&gt;Where the Wild Things&lt;/i&gt; has run into trouble.  Disney attempted a version in the ’80s, with none other than Pixar maven John Lasseter at the helm.  Check out Goldstein’s story for a clip of test footage from that never-made cartoon.
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&amp;quot;Toy Story&amp;quot; Trilogy in 3-D&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;
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Charlie Kaufman Does Not Save His Urine in Jars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Night Shyamalan&amp;#39;s latest opus on the horizon, our thoughts are drifting to one of the best and worst things ever to happen to movies: the twist ending.&amp;nbsp; True, the twist ending hit oversaturation in the early &amp;#39;00s, when it seemed like every film ended with a tacked-on revelation that all the characters were dead or the same person or characters in a giant videogame or something. But film history is so full of con games, double-crosses and startling last-minute revelations that it would be a shame to lose the twist ending entirely.&amp;nbsp; Here&amp;#39;s an affectionate guide to the 5 kinds of surprise endings. And yes, many films fit into more than one category. Call it a twist. -- &lt;i&gt;Gwynne Watkins&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#5 The Twilight Zone&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In The Twilight Zone, something seems wrong or off-kilter for the entire film, but it&amp;#39;s not entirely obvious what that thing is. When the twist is revealed, it creates a shift in perspective that can be easily explained in one sentence (such as the classic Twilight Zone example, &amp;quot;&lt;i&gt;To Serve Man&lt;/i&gt; -- it&amp;#39;s a cookbook!&amp;quot;) Films that do The Twilight Zone well include &lt;i&gt;The Others, Soylent Green&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Swimming Pool&lt;/i&gt;. But when it&amp;#39;s bad, it&amp;#39;s very very bad; look no further than &lt;i&gt;The Village, &lt;/i&gt;a cautionary tale for screenwriters everywhere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/village.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/village.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#4 The Scooby Doo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the twist ending that reveals all prior events in the film to be part of an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the characters. And they would have gotten away with it, too! It&amp;#39;s most commonly seen in con man movies -- &lt;i&gt;The Game, Matchstick Men, The Sting, The Spanish Prisoner&lt;/i&gt; -- although it&amp;#39;s cropped up to abysmal effect in &amp;quot;gotcha!&amp;quot; films like &lt;i&gt;Basic&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;The Life of David Gale&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/thesting.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="337" src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/thesting.jpg" width="467" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#3 The Donald Kaufman&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Named for Charlie Kaufman&amp;#39;s fictional screenwriter brother in &lt;i&gt;Adaptation&lt;/i&gt;, The Donald Kaufman is the big twist that ostensibly explains everything, but in fact, makes no sense whatsoever. The Donald Kaufman most often takes the form of &amp;quot;They&amp;#39;re both the same person!&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;It was all a dream!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; Identity, High Tension&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Femme Fatale&lt;/i&gt; are recent examples.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/high%20tension.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/high%20tension.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#2 The Awful Truth&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Awful Truth is the sucker punch of twist endings: a revelation that turns the main character into a tragic figure. Think Luke Skywalker screaming &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s not true! That&amp;#39;s impossible!&amp;quot; in &lt;i&gt;Empire Strikes Back&lt;/i&gt;, or the final shot of Rosebud in &lt;i&gt;Citizen Kane&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp; At best, it&amp;#39;s dramatically satisfying (see &lt;i&gt;Donnie Darko, Memento&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;Seven&lt;/i&gt;); at worst, it makes you want to slap the filmmaker for being a total sadist (see &lt;i&gt;The Mist&lt;/i&gt;). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/fight%20club.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/empire%20strikes%20back.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="348" src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/23-End%20of%20Month/empire%20strikes%20back.jpg" width="591" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#1 The 20/20 Hindsight &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hardest kind of twist ending to pull off successfully, The 20/20 Hindsight requires the viewer to sit through an entire movie without realizing that a twist ending is coming. Then, after what seems like the film&amp;#39;s resolution, the rug gets pulled out from under them. &lt;i&gt;The Sixth Sense&lt;/i&gt; and&lt;i&gt; The Usual Suspects &lt;/i&gt;are the classic examples; both have a fake-out ending that&amp;#39;s quite satisfying, then a last-minute revolution that turns the whole film on its ear. 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&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ci6YPGQedr0&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ci6YPGQedr0&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bowling is enjoyed by millions of Americans of all ages, but in the Farrelly brothers&amp;#39; second film &lt;em&gt;Kingpin&lt;/em&gt;, the professional bowling circuit is portrayed as being forever trapped in the seventies. Professional bowlers are seen as sleazeball would-be lounge lizards, dressing in garish clothes, doing cock-of-the-walk victory dances, and relentlessly chasing women when they&amp;#39;re not bowling. But in &lt;em&gt;Kingpin&lt;/em&gt;, the most telling remnant of their faded vocation is almost certainly the hairdos they sport. In the seventies, Harrelson&amp;#39;s Roy Munson and Murray&amp;#39;s Ernie &amp;quot;Big Ern&amp;quot; McCracken were well-coiffed slicksters. Two decades hence, they try, with varying degrees of success, to maintain their youthful appearance by engaging in that age-old solution practiced by creepy old men the world over — the comb over. True to their characters, Big Ern is better at maintaining the façade — his &amp;#39;do looks like a woodland creature parked itself atop his pate, but at least it doesn&amp;#39;t reflect the light. But once the rivals take to the lanes for the climactic showdown, Big Ern shows his true colors. Usually a cool customer, he lets the stress get the better of his hair, and it gradually begins to detach from his head, until it resembles the world&amp;#39;s largest ripped seam. In &lt;em&gt;Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind&lt;/em&gt;, Kate Winslet&amp;#39;s Clementine speaks of having mood hair, but we&amp;#39;d like to think that, as with so many great things in cinema, Bill Murray got there first. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Leningrad Cowboys, &lt;em&gt;LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7D5alggJP5Y&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7D5alggJP5Y&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rock&amp;#39;n&amp;#39;roll has a history of some pretty questionable hairdos, but none like those worn by the Leningrad Cowboys. Almost surely the most rockin&amp;#39; band to get their start north of the Arctic Circle, the Cowboys first entered the scene as the brainchild of director Aki Kaurismäki, who assembled some of his rocker pals for his 1989 stone-faced mockumentary, &lt;em&gt;Leningrad Cowboys Go America&lt;/em&gt;. In the film, the Cowboys, tired of playing in Siberia, mount an American tour, despite their uncertain grasp of the English language. But if their songs mark them as foreigners, their hair is positively alien, with all members sporting uniform black pompadours, each with a large, unicorn-like forelock pointing out into the distance. As the film progresses, we discover that this hairdo is actually a congenital signifier of musical skill — the musically-challenged cousin who stalks the combo has but a tiny tuft to his name. Unfortunately for the Cowboys, the U.S. tour is mostly a washout, but they&amp;#39;d find more enduring success at home following the fall of the Iron Curtain. They appeared in two more features, &lt;em&gt;Leningrad Cowboys Meet Moses &lt;/em&gt;and the concert film &lt;em&gt;Total Balalaika Show&lt;/em&gt;, in which they teamed up with the Alexandrov Red Army Chorus and Dance Ensemble, as well as over half a dozen music videos directed by Kaurismäki. Finally, the Cowboys made their triumphant return to the American stage for the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall. All the while, the band remained true to their roots, never touching so much as a strand of those terrible, awesome hairdos. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Demi Moore, &lt;em&gt;STRIPTEASE&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zrCpmh5v15Y&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zrCpmh5v15Y&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some might think the obvious choice here would be &lt;em&gt;G.I. Jane, &lt;/em&gt;but somehow even a number-one blade on a pair of clippers only revealed that Demi Moore had a perfectly shaped head, and didn&amp;#39;t diminish her hotness in the least. The same cannot be said for the bangs-and-blow-dry look of &lt;em&gt;Striptease&lt;/em&gt;. Yeah, we know she&amp;#39;s supposed to be playing a stripper, but those are clearly hair extensions, and not very flattering ones at that. Most people at the time were probably distracted by the reveal of Moore&amp;#39;s surgically enhanced breasts (we liked the originals just fine, thank you) and there are certainly many places the finger of blame can be pointed in this nuclear stinkbomb of a movie — but you shouldn&amp;#39;t underestimate just how bad a haircut had to be back then to make Demi Moore look unattractive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kevin Costner, &lt;em&gt;THE BODYGUARD &lt;/em&gt;(1992) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aEDP4UHz4Y8&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aEDP4UHz4Y8&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The story behind one of Sir Kevin&amp;#39;s more laughable haircuts (and, if you&amp;#39;ve seen his mullet in &lt;em&gt;Robin Hood&lt;/em&gt;, that&amp;#39;s really saying something) is actually kinda touching: The interracial romance-thriller &lt;em&gt;The Bodyguard&lt;/em&gt; was originally conceived as a vehicle for Diana Ross and Steve McQueen way back during the 1970s. When the film was finally made in 1992, starring Costner and Whitney Houston, the star decided to try and channel McQueen; to do so he adopted the legendary icon of cool&amp;#39;s trademark close-cropped haircut, which looked fantastic on McQueen but downright surreal on Costner. That said, Costner did have the last laugh: &lt;em&gt;The Bodyguard &lt;/em&gt;was one of his worst films, and a stain on screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan&amp;#39;s career (it had been his first script — turns out he made up for it with &lt;em&gt;The Empire Strikes Back&lt;/em&gt;), but it wound up being a huge hit. Indeed, we&amp;#39;re not unconvinced that Costner&amp;#39;s follicular follies in this film didn&amp;#39;t lead indirectly to the George-Clooney-and-his-Caesar-haircut craze a couple of years later. There you go, folks — one more societal ill you can blame on Kevin Costner. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nicolas Cage, &lt;em&gt;NATIONAL TREASURE &lt;/em&gt;(2004) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5l-6N8Y-Sgg&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5l-6N8Y-Sgg&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Full disclosure: For weeks the spot for this entry stood empty on this list, with simply the words &amp;quot;Nicolas Cage, FILM TO BE DETERMINED LATER&amp;quot; holding its place. Because let&amp;#39;s face it, any number of films starring Nicolas Cage from the past few years could go here — from the god-awful toupee he sported in &lt;em&gt;Ghost Rider &lt;/em&gt;to the goofy balding curls he fretted over in &lt;em&gt;Adaptation &lt;/em&gt;(of course, we don&amp;#39;t hold that last one against him, not only because his bad hair was a plot point in that film, but also because we have this disturbing suspicion that, had nature been allowed to take its course, &lt;em&gt;that&amp;#39;s what Nicolas Cage&amp;#39;s real hair might actually look like today&lt;/em&gt;). But we&amp;#39;re going with &lt;em&gt;National Treasure&lt;/em&gt;, for the simple fact that we spent the whole film staring at the slug-like patch of weave at the very tip of the actor&amp;#39;s forehead. Seriously, this isn&amp;#39;t hair, it&amp;#39;s a lid. 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xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=61432</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/01/02/david-fincher-alien-3-made-me-a-belligerent-asshole.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/01/01-07/Fincher.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/01/01-07/Fincher.JPG" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;So many filmmakers have aped David Fincher’s true-grit style since &lt;i&gt;Se7en &lt;/i&gt;came out that it’s hard to believe that movie was released a mere twelve years ago. It certainly feels like a lot longer. I haven’t seen it yet but from what I’ve heard&lt;i&gt; Zodiac&lt;/i&gt; is on par with Fincher’s best work. His fascination with the story of the Zodiac killer is infectious in this interview with &lt;a href="http://aintitcool.com/node/35179"&gt;Ain’t It Cool&lt;/a&gt;. It’s a good read on the whole too. Fincher talks about the painful learning experience that was making &lt;i&gt;Alien 3&lt;/i&gt; — “&lt;i&gt;Alien 3&lt;/i&gt; probably made me more of a belligerent asshole than I otherwise would have been.” — and discusses his upcoming adaptations of Brian Bendis’ graphic novel &lt;i&gt;Torso &lt;/i&gt;and Arthur C. Clark’s &lt;i&gt;Rendezvous With Rama&lt;/i&gt;. Shame he isn’t doing &lt;i&gt;Childhood’s End&lt;/i&gt;. I was just thinking about how awesome a movie of that would be last week.
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