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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Screengrab : clerks</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/clerks/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: clerks</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Smells Like Indie Spirit:  Our Favorite Sundance Films Of All Time (Part Five)</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/29/smells-like-indie-spirit-our-favorite-sundance-films-of-all-time-part-five.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:169698</guid><dc:creator>Andrew Osborne</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=169698</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/29/smells-like-indie-spirit-our-favorite-sundance-films-of-all-time-part-five.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SLACKER (1991) &amp;amp; CLERKS (1994)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/009ZKnZJIOs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/009ZKnZJIOs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was struggling to extricate myself from college and move from Boston to L.A. when Richard Linklater&amp;#39;s &lt;em&gt;Slacker&lt;/em&gt; premiered at the Sundance Film Festival, reminding me that filmmaking wasn&amp;#39;t just about Hollywood, but instead happened whenever and wherever a bunch of motivated creative types could get their hands on a camera. By painting Austin, Texas as a low-rent wonderland of hipsters and weirdos, Linklater inadvertently popularized the city and its filmmaking scene to the point where the rents got too high for&amp;nbsp;most of the slackers (and businesses) depicted in the film. Nevertheless, despite attracting higher budgets and Hollywood friends thanks to the unexpected cult success of his debut (and the astonishing starmaking power of his follow-up, &lt;em&gt;Dazed and Confused&lt;/em&gt;), Linklater stayed loyal to Austin, doing his best to Keep It Weird for the city&amp;#39;s less famous residents. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1DSEYzsvLE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1DSEYzsvLE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few years later, like much of Generation X, I was toiling on my own independent feature, dreaming of&amp;nbsp;my own&amp;nbsp;big Sundance debut when &lt;em&gt;Clerks&lt;/em&gt; received the Filmmaker’s Trophy (and an acquisition deal from Miramax) in 1994...and so there was more than a little envy mixed in with my original lukewarm reaction to the Kevin Smith comedy. “It’s not THAT funny,” I thought, sitting in the Sunset 5 multiplex during the film’s theatrical run. “And the production values are crap!”&amp;nbsp; Yet, in retrospect, the foul-mouthed riffing between cynical wage slaves Dante (Brian O’Halloran), Randal (Jeff Anderson) and national treasure Jason Mewes is, in fact, hilarious (reminiscent of John Waters’ “good” bad taste verbiage rather than just run-of-the-mill dick jokes). Moreover, like Linklater, Smith&amp;nbsp;was and remains&amp;nbsp;exactly the kind of Indiewood Horatio Alger even a bitter guy like me can’t begrudge. For one thing, he’s not a trust fund kid or the scion of Hollywood royalty: he filmed his movie at night in the very New Jersey convenience store where he toiled for pittance during the day, and if not for the good fortune of Sundance Advisory Committee member Bob Hawk seeing and liking the movie at the Independent Feature Film Market in New York, Smith might still be paying off the credit cards he used to finance his labor of love. Yet even after hitting the big time, Smith never went Hollywood (give or take his post-fame fling with Joey Lauren Adams and the occasional high profile screenwriting job): though sometimes uneven, his work since &lt;em&gt;Clerks&lt;/em&gt; has remained idiosyncratic and personal, reflecting the sensibility of a smart, admirably humble working class jamoke who never got too big for his (admittedly gigantic) britches. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BLOOD SIMPLE (1984)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aK7Qeavs79E&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aK7Qeavs79E&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sundance wasn&amp;#39;t even Sundance yet when &lt;i&gt;Blood Simple&lt;/i&gt; won the Grand Jury Prize in 1985; it was still known as the US Film Festival&amp;nbsp;the year&amp;nbsp;the low-budget Texas noir took top honors. As part of the first wave that led to the indie boom, &lt;i&gt;Blood Simple&lt;/i&gt; is more notable for the careers that it launched than its own merits as an offbeat thriller, yet it still holds up remarkably well. Critics like Pauline Kael disdained the &amp;quot;camera whoop-de-do&amp;quot; at the time, but by today&amp;#39;s standard, &lt;i&gt;Blood Simple&lt;/i&gt; is a restrained piece of classical filmmaking. The plot is a sort of chess game where all the players are missing a few pieces, as a cuckolded bar owner (Dan Hedaya at his greasiest) hires a shady private eye (M. Emmet Walsh, ditto) to dispose of his wife and her lover. The wife is played by Frances McDormand making her motion picture debut, and the film not only marked the beginning of an impressive acting career, but also a remarkably long-lasting marriage (by show biz standards) as McDormand met her soon-to-be husband on the set. That was, of course, director Joel Coen, who along with brother, co-writer and producer Ethan Coen couldn&amp;#39;t have known that &lt;i&gt;Blood Simple&lt;/i&gt; was only the first chapter of one of the most storied filmographies of the past quarter-century. If not for Sundance, by any other name, it might never have happened. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SHERMAN&amp;#39;S MARCH (1986) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6yfhygVWGOI&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6yfhygVWGOI&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ross McElwee&amp;#39;s film -- subtitled &amp;quot;A Meditation on the Possibility of Romantic Love In the South During an Era of Nuclear Weapons Proliferation&amp;quot; -- pulled triumph from disaster and constituted a bit of a landmark in the evolution of the &amp;quot;personal documentary.&amp;quot; McElwee succeeded in taking a conceit that could have just been irritating -- providing a chronicle of his flailing love life in the course of showing how he managed to not deliver on a plan to make a film tracing the path of General Sherman&amp;#39;s march through the South -- and dressing it with enough bittersweet humor and tart social observation to turn what could have been an act of self-exposure into a real picture of the times. (Winner of the Grand Jury Prize at the 1987 festival.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;TO SLEEP WITH ANGER (1990)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/toSleepWithAnger.JPG"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/Anger.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/Anger.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer-director Charles Burnett&amp;#39;s first feature &lt;em&gt;Killer of Sheep&lt;/em&gt; would be selected for the National Film Registry, but this film, made a dozen years later, would finally earn Burnett his first play in real theaters. A blisteringly funny application of African-American folklore to a contemporary family, it is a cornucopia of wonders, not the least of them the performance of Danny Glover&amp;#39;s career. It helped launch the steady simmer of Burnett&amp;#39;s career that finally resulted in the restoration and theatrical and DVD release of &lt;em&gt;Killer of Sheep&lt;/em&gt; last year, but ironically, &lt;em&gt;To Sleep with Anger&lt;/em&gt; itself remains unavailable on home video and basically out of circulation. Burnett won a Special Jury Recognition prize when it was shown at the 1990 festival. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;RESERVOIR DOGS (1992)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DvMam5wsZIk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DvMam5wsZIk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quentin Tarantino&amp;#39;s visceral debut has been ripped off so many times in the past fifteen years or so, it&amp;#39;s probably safe by now to forgive &lt;em&gt;Reservoir Dogs&lt;/em&gt; for being something of a ripoff in its own right. While Tarantino may have drawn a little too heavily on the likes of &lt;i&gt;City on Fire&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;The Killing&lt;/i&gt;, it was clear from the opening scene – a roundtable discussion of the subtext of Madonna&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Like a Virgin&amp;quot; conducted by two-bit criminals in a crappy diner – that a distinctive new voice in American cinema had been discovered. And while that voice would occasionally grate over the years, its unique blend of profane tough-guy banter and geeky pop culture chatter found its purest expression in this time-twisting tale of that old reliable standby, the heist gone awry. In Tarantino&amp;#39;s version, we never see the heist, but we get all the awry we can handle – in fact, more than some could handle in the case of the infamous &amp;quot;ear-slicing&amp;quot; scene. An unrivaled hard-boiled cast, including Steve Buscemi, Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth and a sublime Lawrence &amp;quot;You&amp;#39;re not Mr. Purple!&amp;quot; Tierney, expertly navigates the sharp turns from raunchy humor to shocking violence, all to the beat of your Super Seventies Favorites. Nominated for the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance, &lt;i&gt;Reservoir Dogs&lt;/i&gt; lost to Alexandre Rockwell&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;In the Soup&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/26/sundance-do-overs-when-the-buzz-turns-to-fizzle.aspx"&gt;As Phil Nugent could tell you&lt;/a&gt;, the judges might have missed the boat on that one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOP DREAMS (1994) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ph2Y-epihlk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ph2Y-epihlk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Steve James&amp;#39;s epic documentary about the role that high school basketball, and the promise of professional sports careers, plays in the lives of two black kids and their families is a prime example of what Sundance&amp;#39;s dedication to good liberal causes is good for. The movie itself is the kind of project that either pays off big time for the people involved or amounts to a waste of years of effort, and it wasn&amp;#39;t a waste. (Winner of the Audience Award at the 1994 festival) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CRUMB (1994)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ym5n-ZZWUs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ym5n-ZZWUs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terry Zwigoff&amp;#39;s great profile of the underground comics master Robert Crumb slipped a little dynamite into the often staid documentary category. Rich, hilarious, painful and spiky, it&amp;#39;s a wake-up call for anyone who thinks the standard documentary form is played out; all you need, Zwigoff reveals, is a subject who fascinates on a kaleidoscopic variety of levels and a determination to spend years chasing him to ground. At the 1995 festival it took both the Grand Jury Award for Best Documentary, and also a prize for cinematographer Maryse Alberti. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click Here For &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/29/smells-like-indie-spirit-our-favorite-sundance-movies-of-all-time-part-one.aspx"&gt;Part One&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/29/smells-like-indie-spirit-our-favorite-sundance-films-of-all-time-part-two.aspx"&gt;Two&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/29/smells-like-indie-spirit-our-favorite-sundance-films-of-all-time-part-three.aspx"&gt;Three&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;amp; &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/29/smells-like-indie-spirit-our-favorite-sundance-films-of-all-time-part-four.aspx"&gt;Four&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Contributors: Andrew Osborne, Scott Von Doviak &amp;amp; Phil Nugent&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=169698" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/phil+nugent/default.aspx">phil nugent</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/coen+brothers/default.aspx">coen brothers</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/kevin+smith/default.aspx">kevin smith</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/blood+simple/default.aspx">blood simple</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/scott+von+doviak/default.aspx">scott von doviak</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/frances+macdormand/default.aspx">frances macdormand</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dazed+and+confused/default.aspx">dazed and confused</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/richard+linklater/default.aspx">richard linklater</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/clerks/default.aspx">clerks</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/slacker/default.aspx">slacker</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/Andrew+Osborne/default.aspx">Andrew Osborne</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/jason+mewes/default.aspx">jason mewes</category></item><item><title>Sundance Do-Overs: When the Buzz Turns to Fizzle</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/26/sundance-do-overs-when-the-buzz-turns-to-fizzle.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:168347</guid><dc:creator>Phil Nugent</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=168347</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/01/26/sundance-do-overs-when-the-buzz-turns-to-fizzle.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/r3117392272.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/r3117392272.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Sundance Film Festival, America&amp;#39;s largest and arguably most influential showcase for independent movies, has just wrapped up its twenty-fifth, or thirtieth or eighteenth, installment, depending on who&amp;#39;s counting. The earliest version of Sundance, the Utah/US Film Festival, was first held in Salt Lake City in September of 1978. From the start, it reflected the taste and interests of its celebrity mascot Robert Redford, the festival&amp;#39;s inaugural chairman; the first awards jury included Redford&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid&lt;/i&gt; co-star Katharine Ross, who was already at a point in her career where she must have been grateful for the work. In 1981, the festival moved to Park City, where the annual date would eventually be shifted to January to take advantage of the attractions of the ski resort there. As far as Sundance is concerned, &amp;quot;Sundance&amp;quot; began in 1985, when management of the then-struggling festival was taken over by Redford&amp;#39;s Sundance Institute, which he ran with festival co-founder Sterling Van Wagenen. By the time the Festival had its biggest, buzziest hit to date with Steven Soderbergh&amp;#39;s 1989 &lt;i&gt;sex, lies, and videotape&lt;/i&gt;, insiders were routinely referring to it as the Sundance Film Festival, though the name wouldn&amp;#39;t officially change until 1991. 
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&lt;i&gt;sex, lies, and videotape&lt;/i&gt;, followed by the likes of &lt;i&gt;Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, Hoop Dreams&lt;/i&gt;, and other films, would establish Sundance as a major way station for the films and filmmakers that would define the American indie movie scene in the 1990s. Today the festival is one port of call among many for new moviemakers looking to get some attention, but it remains the recognized big daddy of indie festivals, inspiring all the respect and resentment that label implies. Anyone looking to get a sense of the shape of movie fashions since the mid-1980s could do worse than to examine a list of all the movies that have been rewarded with prizes and press attention after playing Sundance. And, it goes without saying, that history includes some wrong turns.
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&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/165374.1010.A.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/165374.1010.A.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;STACKING (1987)&lt;/b&gt;: Never one of the best-known of all Sundance entries and now one of the most thoroughly forgotten, &lt;i&gt;Stacking&lt;/i&gt; is of interest only for the degree to which it sums up everything that was typical, and typically unappealing, about &amp;quot;indie film&amp;quot; before Soderbergh and company stormed the castle. Back then, it wasn&amp;#39;t called independent filmmaking but &amp;quot;regional cinema&amp;quot;, and wiseguys had another name for it: granola movies. The regions depicted in regional cinema tended to be those that were said to represent the American heartland, and which could be faked on location in Canada. They tend to feature stock characters--the stolid farmer trying to hang onto his land in the face of changing times, the bored wife wondering where her frisky youth frisked off to, the confused teenager with potential literary gifts, the sexy stranger who&amp;#39;s just passin&amp;#39; through--who are often played by good actors earning cinematic karma points. (The cast of &lt;i&gt;Stacking&lt;/i&gt;, for instance, includes Christine Lahti, Frederic Forrest, Peter Coyote, James Gammon, and Jason Gedrick.) The reigning master of granola cinema is Victor Nunez, a Sundance perennial fixture who helped launch Ashley Judd&amp;#39;s career with the 1993 &lt;i&gt;Ruby in Paradise&lt;/i&gt; and Peter Fonda&amp;#39;s comeback with the 1997 &lt;i&gt;Ulee&amp;#39;s Gold&lt;/i&gt;, though his own career, and granola cinema in general, may be best summed up by the title of his early feature, &lt;i&gt;Gal Young &amp;#39;Un&lt;/i&gt;.
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For whom were these movies made? Even when they managed to acquire a theatrical release, as &lt;i&gt;Stacking&lt;/i&gt; did, they never got far out of the major cities before twitching to death in the hot sun. Certainly there was no audience for them among the people whose lives they tried to ennoble. Speaking as someone who grew up in a rural farming community, I can tell you that nobody who spends his days working on a farm wants to blow his mad money on the chance to watch some poor bastard wonder whether he&amp;#39;ll be able to get this year&amp;#39;s crop in. Basically, they were made only for the people who&amp;#39;d see them at a festival like Sundance: educated liberals who felt virtuous from seeing people in denim and broad-brimmed hats being boring on-screen and critics who enjoyed denouncing the public for not making these fine, well-meaning movies as successful as &lt;i&gt;Lethal Weapon.&lt;/i&gt; One reason they&amp;#39;re such period pieces now is that they were made before people started thinking in terms of the Red State/Blue State divide, which makes them bittersweet reminders of a time not so long ago when educated big-city liberals thought of the people who grow their steaks as dull but honorable tillers of the soil instead of that pack of dumbasses who re-elected Bush.
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&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/seymourcassel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/seymourcassel.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;IN THE SOUP (1992)&lt;/b&gt;: It&amp;#39;s not exactly unheard of for a movie to be greeted with awards and recognition at Sundance and then die on the vine when it&amp;#39;s sent out into the cold, unfriendly world to fend for itself. That was certainly the case with this  comedy, starring Steve Buscemi as an aspiring filmmaker and the veteran character actor Seymour Cassel as a Life Force, which was directed and co-written by Alexandre Rockwell, the rtist formerly known as Mr. Jennifer Beals. (Beals is in it, too, as are Jim Jarmusch, Carol Kane, Stanley Tucci, Debi Mazar, Sam Rockwell, and the late &amp;#39;80s indie stalwart Rockets Redglare.) The movie&amp;#39;s Grand Jury Prize wouldn&amp;#39;t be so embarrassing if it weren&amp;#39;t for the competition: among the movies it beat out was &lt;i&gt;Reservoir Dogs&lt;/i&gt;, which got a legendary bad reception from a festival crowd put off by its violence and gaudy showmanship. You don&amp;#39;t have to be a Tarantino enthusiast to compare the reaction his movie got to the soft, clumsy whimsey of Rockwell&amp;#39;s and feel that Sundance, just three years after &lt;i&gt;sex, lies...&lt;/i&gt; had taken it to a new level, was already in danger of seeming out of touch. Nothing Rockwell ever did again would garner as much attention; his biggest break came when Tarantino invited him to contribute a segment to the disastrous implosion of a multi-director feature, &lt;i&gt;Four Rooms&lt;/i&gt;. The real winner of this round would be Steve Buscemi, who could boast of having starred in the year&amp;#39;s big hit at Sundance and also having a breakout role in the real-world hit that smoked the Sundance hit.
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&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/00588615_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/00588615_.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE BROTHERS McMULLEN (1995)&lt;/b&gt;: Never has anybody gotten more out of a pretty face and a knack for making connections--he was working in the offices of &lt;i&gt;Entertainment Tonight&lt;/i&gt; while making his movie and managed to slip a copy of the film to Redford himself when the great man was on &lt;i&gt;ET&lt;/i&gt; plugging &lt;i&gt;Quiz Show&lt;/i&gt;--when he had nothing, literally &lt;i&gt;nothing&lt;/i&gt; else, to back it up than &lt;i&gt;McMullen&lt;/i&gt; star and &lt;i&gt;auteur&lt;/i&gt; Edward Burns. Burns&amp;#39;s movie, which won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance and went on to be a modest hit in theaters, was a half-assed sitcom that benefited from his lack of an eye and his inability to parlay his $28.000 budget into a halfway-decent-looking or decent-sounding movie; for a while, people taken with Burns&amp;#39;s puppy-dog eyes, floppy locks, and the notion that making a movie while working as a production assistant on &lt;i&gt;Entertainment Tonight&lt;/i&gt; counted as a struggling-artist story assumed that the rough poverty-row look of the film must confer artistic respectablity on it. Burns cleared up any lingering misunderstanding with his second film, &lt;i&gt;She&amp;#39;s the One&lt;/i&gt;, where his lame script was given a pricey big-studio mounting and consequently just looked lame. (He also publicly humiliated his &lt;i&gt;McMullen&lt;/i&gt; co-stars Mike McGlone and his then-girlfriend Maxine Bahns by casting them alongside real actors such as John Mahoney, Cameron Diaz, Amanda Peet, and Frank Vincent. McGlone&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;performance&amp;quot; in &lt;i&gt;She&amp;#39;s the One&lt;/i&gt;, which consisted of having a petulant, screaming fit in just about every scene he was in, made him in particular look like a prime candidate for the title Supreme Asshat of the Known Universe.) Burns has directed half a dozen movies since then, none of which has garnered any real attention; he also acts, sort of, in better directors&amp;#39; films, most notably in &lt;i&gt;Saving Private Ryan&lt;/i&gt; from back in the days when his name had some heat attached to it. Technically, his name still does, in the sense that he now must spend a certain amount of time wondering if he&amp;#39;s obligated to correct people who think he&amp;#39;s the Ed Burns responsible for &lt;i&gt;The Wire.&lt;/i&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/256822_det.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/256822_det.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE SPITFIRE GRILL (1996)&lt;/b&gt;: This movie about misunderstandings and redemption in rural Maine was the only feature film written and directed by Lee David Zlotoff, best known for his work in TV, as a writer and producer on such series as &lt;i&gt;Remington Steele&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service&lt;/i&gt;. The real creative force behind the movie was Roger M. Courts, a direct mail fundraiser and CEO of a Mississippi-based Catholic fund-raising organization called the Sacred Heart League, Inc. Courts was interested in making a movie that could serve as a film equivalent to the &amp;quot;testimonial&amp;quot; literature religious groups passed around, and he spent many years looking for a script that had what he saw as the right mixture of Christian teaching and solid narrative values. He decided that he&amp;#39;d found it in Zlotoff&amp;#39;s screenplay about a young ex-con (played by Alison Elliot) whose death at the end of the movie turns her into the fresh-faced Christ figure of Pepperidge Farm. It seems likely that the humanist audience at Sundance missed the religious undertones completely and simply took the movie&amp;#39;s heavy-handed moralizing and rustic dullness as a throwback to the good old days of &amp;quot;regional filmmaking&amp;quot;, and that the movie won the festival&amp;#39;s Audience Award partly on the strength of nostalgia for the days before Miramax deals and Tarantino rip-offs. Ironically, the movie&amp;#39;s popular success at the festival led to a high-priced bidding war among distributors. In the end, it was Castle Rock Entertainment that paid top dollar for the privilege of seeing the movie crash and burn in theaters later that year. The material has since found its true level as a play (with a de-sacrificial happy ending) that is popular with regional theater groups.
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&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/200px-Happy_texas_poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/01/200px-Happy_texas_poster.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;HAPPY, TEXAS (1999)&lt;/b&gt;: Sometimes, the family vibe at a big festival, where a lot of steady filmgoers mix and mingle with filmmakers, can inspire a certain amount of self-deception. This godawful comedy, starring Steve Zahn and Jeremy Northam as escaped convicts posing as gay beauty pageant directors (while Northam fends off the advances of gay small town sheriff William H. Macy), was received with rhapsodic abandon at Sundance, which can best be interpreted as an explosion of love for Steve Zahn, who had delivered a steady stream of amazing supporting performances in such movies as &lt;i&gt;Reality Bites, That Thing You Do&lt;/i&gt;, and &lt;i&gt;Out of Sight&lt;/i&gt;, and who had his biggest role to date here. He won the Grand Jury Prize for his performance, which isn&amp;#39;t completely off the wall: he&amp;#39;s very funny in it. But Miramax&amp;#39;s decision to shell out what was variously reported as anywhere from $2.5 million to $10 million dollars for the movie itself proved, shall we say, ill-advised. At the time of the purchase, there were actually outraged bleatings in the trade press from people complaining that Miramax got &lt;i&gt;all&lt;/i&gt; the cool movies. 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'un</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/ruby+in+paradise/default.aspx">ruby in paradise</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/happy/default.aspx">happy</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/roger+m.+courts/default.aspx">roger m. courts</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/edward+burns/default.aspx">edward burns</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+brothers+mcmullen/default.aspx">the brothers mcmullen</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/she_2700_s+the+one/default.aspx">she's the one</category></item><item><title>Fantastic Fest Review: “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/19/fantastic-fest-review-zack-and-miri-make-a-porno.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:128819</guid><dc:creator>Scott Von Doviak</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=128819</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/19/fantastic-fest-review-zack-and-miri-make-a-porno.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/09/16-22/zackandmiri.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/09/16-22/zackandmiri.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;
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The tone was set before the Fantastic Fest screening began, as Kevin Smith took the stage and, correctly assessing the prevailing sentiment in the Paramount Theater – “Holy shit, is he &lt;i&gt;fat&lt;/i&gt;!” – launched into a scatological monologue about his morbid obesity’s effect on a creaky toilet seat.  If his speech scared anyone off, well, they probably had no business being in a theater where a Kevin Smith movie called &lt;i&gt;Zack and Miri Make a Porno&lt;/i&gt; was about to unspool.
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Rarely has there been a more clear-cut case of truth in advertising.  Zack and Miri do indeed make a porno, and that is pretty much the extent of the plot.  Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) are employees at a Starbucks-type coffee chain and also roommates, but their relationship is entirely platonic and their combined income isn’t sufficient to keep the lights on and the water running on a consistent basis.  They decide to attend their 10 year high school reunion anyway, and are surprised to learn they’ve become viral video stars.  Earlier in the day, a kid with a cell phone camera snapped footage of Miri changing clothes in the coffee shop, including a glimpse of her in oversized granny panties and a concluding shot of Zack mooning the camera.  Thus a brilliant scheme is born: Why not make a porn movie and use the profits to pay off all the bills?
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If you think Kevin Smith would use a premise like this as an excuse to pile up dick jokes like donuts – well then, you are obviously familiar with the work of Kevin Smith.  Zack and Miri enlist a cameraman (Jeff Anderson, Randal of the &lt;i&gt;Clerks&lt;/i&gt; movies) and a cast, including Smith regular Jason Mewes, Traci Lords, and actual porn star Katie Morgan (you may know her from &lt;i&gt;Phat Ass Tits 4&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;Interracial Cum Junkies 3&lt;/i&gt;).  Their first effort is called &lt;i&gt;Star Whores&lt;/i&gt; and features characters named Luke Skyballer and Hung Solo – yes, more &lt;i&gt;Star Wars&lt;/i&gt; references, &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/19/fantastic-fest-review-fanboys.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;imagine my glee&lt;/a&gt; – but when that proves too ambitious, they decide to shoot the down-and-dirty &lt;i&gt;Suck My Cockacinno&lt;/i&gt; right in the coffee shop.
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Somewhere under all the balls and assholes in &lt;i&gt;Zack and Miri&lt;/i&gt;, a heart beats.  Zack isn’t thrilled with the idea of Miri having sex with someone else in the movie and vice-versa, and as their own big scene approaches, trepidation builds.  Can they still be friends after doing the deed, even if it’s only for a porno?  Thanks to the two leads, this question becomes more than just a throw-away.  I’m expecting Seth Rogen fatigue to set in any day now, but he and Banks do make an endearing pair, and no one was more surprised than me to end up caring about them in the end.  (Heh, heh – I said “in the end.”)  
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In a way, Kevin Smith has something in common with Tyler Perry.  It’s doubtful that either one of them is ever going to progress as a filmmaker, but their loyal fans don’t really care.  If you like Kevin Smith movies, this is probably one of the better ones.  If you don’t, rest assured &lt;i&gt;Zack and Miri&lt;/i&gt; is no quantum leap forward.
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Related:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/08/25/screengrab-fall-preview-andrew-osborne-s-picks.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Screengrab Fall Preview: Andrew Osborne&amp;#39;s Picks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/02/07/screengrab-speculation-who-is-diablo-cody-really.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
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It’s been a good month for filmmaker feud enthusiasts, with both the Clint Eastwood/Spike Lee dust-up and the Werner Herzog/Abel Ferrara war of words heating up simultaneously.  The &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/photos/la-et-directorfeuds-2008-pg,0,751128.photogallery?1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;L.A. Times&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; has taken the opportunity to put together their own rundown of “Directors gone wild,” reminding us of a few directorial battles of days gone by.
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By an odd coincidence – or maybe kryptonite is somehow involved – two of the feuds revolve around the Man of Steel.  You may recall the aborted Tim Burton version of &lt;i&gt;Superman&lt;/i&gt; that was to star Nicolas Cage about a decade ago.  Kevin Smith had penned a script for &lt;i&gt;Superman Lives! &lt;/i&gt;(you can read it &lt;a href="http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/superman-lives-script.html" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;), but Burton wanted no part of it.  Later, when Burton remade &lt;i&gt;Planet of the Apes&lt;/i&gt;, Smith accused him of ripping off the ending from one of his comic books.  (Why the &lt;i&gt;Clerks&lt;/i&gt; auteur would want to take credit for such a widely derided twist remains a mystery.)  Burton disagreed, telling the &lt;i&gt;New York Post&lt;/i&gt;, “Anyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I would especially never read anything created by Kevin Smith.”  Smith has been known to sign bootleg copies of the &lt;i&gt;Superman&lt;/i&gt; script “Fuck Tim Burton,” though he claims this is done tongue-in-cheek.
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Then there’s the case of &lt;i&gt;Superman II&lt;/i&gt;, directed by Richard Lester – unless it was directed by Richard Donner.  Lester’s cut is the one most of us grew up on, but Donner – who was replaced midway through filming the sequel – recently released his own version on DVD.  “Though the sequel was more highly regarded than the original &lt;i&gt;Superman&lt;/i&gt;,” says the Times, “Lester’s follow-up &lt;i&gt;Superman III &lt;/i&gt;was trashed, leading many fans to believe anything good in &lt;i&gt;Superman II &lt;/i&gt;was because of Donner.”
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The&lt;i&gt; Times&lt;/i&gt; feature also includes Uwe Boll’s feuds with Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg, proving that feuds taking place entirely within the mind of Uwe Boll are eligible for the list.
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Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/06/09/spike-strikes-back.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
Spike Strikes Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/06/05/werner-herzog-vs-abel-ferrara-round-2.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
Werner Herzog vs. Abel Ferrara: Round 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That’s right ‘Grabbers. It’s another &lt;i&gt;Juno &lt;/i&gt;post. This time though, Uncle John’s got a little something different than the usual praise or backlash piece. After much consideration, I have realized that writer Diablo Cody is not a real person. 
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I got to see &lt;i&gt;Juno &lt;/i&gt;back at the tail end of November and liked it well enough. It is a cute movie, it knows it’s a cute movie and since being cute seems to be its chief ambition, I find it hard to heap either serious praise or scorn on it. At the time though, something about &lt;i&gt;Juno &lt;/i&gt;seemed very familiar. Something about the overt nostalgia evoked by its suburban pastoral setting, its color palette, its costuming, twee soundtrack, and 80s pop culture references seemed to recall something very specific. Some person…
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I present to you the theory that&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Is in fact
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Yes, Diablo Cody is actually Kevin Smith. Shocking I know and no doubt disturbing for those readers with a folder on their desktop labeled DCStripperPicsHAWT. But it’s true. The full theory is deep and riddled with evidence provided by the internet and coffee stained back issues of Entertainment Weekly but here are three bullet points to back up the claim:
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1) Nobody Talks Like That – Kevin Smith’s fall from commercial and critical grace in the past eight years signaled the death of quirky-monologue-as-conversation in movies. This was a good thing. But &lt;i&gt;Juno &lt;/i&gt;resurrects the insipid rat-a-tat dialogue stylings found in &lt;i&gt;Clerks &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i&gt;Mallrats &lt;/i&gt;and cashes in &lt;i&gt;Star Wars&lt;/i&gt; references for &lt;i&gt;Thundercats &lt;/i&gt;and other flotsam from 1985. Nobody says, “Honest to blog.” Nobody says, “Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot.” These things were written by the same person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
2) Nobody Likes Kevin Smith Anymore, Needed to Become Somebody Else – By the time &lt;i&gt;Jersey Girl&lt;/i&gt; flopped, Smith had already overstayed his welcome in the average moviegoers mind. &lt;i&gt;Clerks 2&lt;/i&gt; wasn’t exactly the kind of success to bring them back into the theater either. In order to regain the buzz surrounding his early success, Smith needed to somehow become an indie breakout again. Creating a sexy new persona was just the ticket and it worked swimmingly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
3) Both Former Strippers &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

We’re through the looking glass now, dear reader.
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