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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Screengrab : josh hartnett</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/josh+hartnett/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: josh hartnett</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>In Other Blogs: 2008 Halftime Reports</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/11/in-other-blogs-2008-halftime-reports.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:108644</guid><dc:creator>Scott Von Doviak</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=108644</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/11/in-other-blogs-2008-halftime-reports.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/07/08-15/shinblood.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/07/08-15/shinblood.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
Your favorite Screengrab writers have chimed in with their favorites (or&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/09/the-halfway-house-von-doviak-s-unwatchables-of-2008-so-far.aspx" target="_blank"&gt; least favorites&lt;/a&gt;, as the case may be) from the first half of 2008, but it may not completely shock you to learn that we are not the only bloggers to do so.  Over at &lt;a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/07/10/400-screens-400-blows-2008-at-midpoint/" target="_blank"&gt;Cinematical&lt;/a&gt;, Jeffrey M. Anderson explains why.  “Here&amp;#39;s one of my dirty little secrets: I love lists and I keep track of my year&amp;#39;s ten best movies all year long. Most other critics hastily assemble their lists at the last second, which is partly why so many December movies dominate; critics can&amp;#39;t remember what they&amp;#39;ve seen earlier in the year. My list shows that 2008 has had a pretty poor first half, but I do have some contenders for listhood. Two movies are currently competing for the top spot, though I need to see them both again to be sure. Hou Hsiao-hsien&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Flight of the Red Balloon&lt;/i&gt; (6 screens) is one; it has a lovely, laid-back, observant quality and feels less severe than some of Hou&amp;#39;s other recent films. But I haven&amp;#39;t yet decided if the film is a comedy or a tragedy.”
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Also at &lt;a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/07/07/the-best-and-worst-of-2008-well-the-first-half-anyway/" target="_blank"&gt;Cinematical&lt;/a&gt;, Scott Weinberg presents a month-by-month breakdown of his year at the movies.  As always, January is the cruelest month. “Not many choices, really, but I&amp;#39;m an enthusiastic supporter of both&lt;i&gt; Cloverfield&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Teeth&lt;/i&gt;. I also enjoyed &lt;i&gt;Cassandra&amp;#39;s Dream&lt;/i&gt; a bit more than most folks seem to, but it&amp;#39;s hardly among Woody Allen&amp;#39;s best movies. Beyond that, January was as lame as ever. (Thanks for nothing: &lt;i&gt;One Missed Call, First Sunday, Mad Money, Rambo, Untraceable&lt;/i&gt;, and the execrable &lt;i&gt;Meet the Spartans&lt;/i&gt;.)”
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A site that’s new to us, &lt;a href="http://goneelsewhere.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/in-review-first-half-of-2008/" target="_blank"&gt;Gone Elsewhere&lt;/a&gt;, weighs in with an overlooked choice.  “The best new release I’ve seen thus far is Jeff Nichols’ &lt;i&gt;Shotgun Stories&lt;/i&gt;. The film stars Michael Shannon as the oldest of three adult brothers whose father abandoned them years ago and began a new family, with four sons. The two sets of half-brothers grew up as bitter rivals, and emotions come to a head after the father dies. Shannon may be the most creepily intense actor in movies today; see William Friedkin’s &lt;i&gt;Bug&lt;/i&gt; if you don’t believe me. Among the more interesting insights the film has to offer is that most of the characters seem to know full well that their actions are irrational and unproductive, but their hatred is self-sustaining and out of their control.”
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At &lt;a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/2008/07/the_color_of_blood_a_study_in.html#more" target="_blank"&gt;Scanners&lt;/a&gt;, Jim Emerson writes about the ever-changing crimson shades of cinematic blood.  “Before the late &amp;#39;70s, blood was generally (and, remember, these are generalizations -- there are certainly exceptions) bright red and opaque, like nail polish or latex paint. It was often compared to ketchup, which in many cases it was. Since then, our taste for blood runs darker, anywhere from ruby red to almost black…My favorite movie-blood story belongs to Martin Scorsese. The way he tells it, the MPAA freaked when they saw the bloodbath in &lt;i&gt;Taxi Driver&lt;/i&gt; (1976) and was ready to slap it with an X rating for violence. They suggested he tone it down -- as in, tone down the red -- in order to get an R. So, Scorsese put the scene through some kind of chem wash or something that made the blood more brownish. In his view, it made the scene more sickening and disturbing, but he got his R rating.”
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And finally, our List-o-Mania selection this week comes from &lt;a href="http://blog.spout.com/2008/07/10/journey-to-the-center-of-the-earth-with-inexplicably-famous-brendan-fraser/#more-3317" target="_blank"&gt;Spoutblog&lt;/a&gt;, which brings us 5 Actors Who Shouldn’t Be Famous.  I’m not entirely certain Josh Hartnett even qualifies as famous, but the most controversial choice is Jon Voight.  Granted, the included clip of &lt;i&gt;Karate Dog&lt;/i&gt; is a powerful indictment.  
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Related:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight:bold;" /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/02/2008-second-quarter-wrap-up.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;
2008: Second Quarter Wrap-Up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/08/half-measures-leonard-pierce-s-favorites-of-the-first-half-of-08.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;
Half Measures: Leonard Pierce&amp;#39;s Favorites of the First Half of &amp;#39;08&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/07/half-measures-paul-clark-s-favorites-of-the-first-half-of-08.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;
Half Measures: Paul Clark&amp;#39;s Favorites of the First Half of &amp;#39;08&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Affleck himself has said, &amp;quot;We are acutely aware of the situation... we don&amp;#39;t want to release the movie if it is going to touch a nerve or inflame anyone&amp;#39;s sensitivities.&amp;quot; Now, with the movie finally slipping into British theaters, Andrew Hubert does a quick run-down of other high-profile releases that had to bob and weave to keep from being overshadowed from actual events, in many cases unsuccessfully. Perhaps the most obvious forerunner to &lt;i&gt;Gone Baby Gone&lt;/i&gt; in this department is &lt;i&gt;The Good Son&lt;/i&gt;, which was made at a time when its star, Macaulay Culkin, was seen as having worn out his welcome as America&amp;#39;s favorite twinkling child freak. Directed by thriller specialist Joseph Ruben from a screenplay by Ian McEwan, the movie was supposed to exploit the queasy feelings that Culkin inspired in some while easing his transformation to &amp;quot;real actor&amp;quot; by casting him as an evil child psycho. Unfortunately, by the time it was ready for theaters, a news story about a British toddler who was murdered by a couple of ten-year-olds had helped set off a wave of paranoia about killer kids. The movie was denied a theatrical release in England, and while it made it into theaters in the states, it did disappointing enough business that poor Culkin was required to paste his smile back on and star in &lt;i&gt;Richie Rich.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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There was also a real spate of these things in the wake of 9/11; Hubert doesn&amp;#39;t mention &lt;i&gt;Collateral Damage&lt;/i&gt;, in which Arnold Schwarzenegger, in the last throes of his action movie career, played a fireman on the revenge trail after Arab terrorists blow up his family, but he does cite the over-the-top black comedy &lt;i&gt;Buffalo Soldiers&lt;/i&gt;, which was punished for depicting members of the American military in an unflattering light at a time when hyper-patriotism was suddenly the flavor of the year. (Ironically, not long before September 11, 2001, Tim Blake Nelson&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;O&lt;/i&gt; was quietly dumped into theaters after two years on the shelf. That movie, which updates &lt;i&gt;Othello&lt;/i&gt; to a modern high school, with Mekhi Pfifer as a basketball star dating Julia Stiles while Josh Hartnett whispers poison in his ear, reportedly freaked studio chiefs out because they saw &amp;quot;parallels&amp;quot; to Columbine in it, an unlikely enough possibility that it&amp;#39;s worth considering that maybe they just felt like burying a movie that centered on an interracial romance. (By the time &lt;i&gt;O&lt;/i&gt; was released, Stiles had starred in another interracial high school romance, &lt;i&gt;Save the Last Dance&lt;/i&gt;; it was a hit, which might have helped spring &lt;i&gt;O&lt;/i&gt; from movie jail.) Then there&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Dr. Strangelove&lt;/i&gt;, which did manage to overcome having its first test screening on November 22, 1963. For some of us, the great modern movie mystery is: why did they cut the pie fight scene in the war room that was originally supposed to end the film? Everyone who might have some inside knowledge of that one has been asked about it, and so far as we&amp;#39;ve been able to determine, no one has ever given an answer that matched up with somebody else&amp;#39;s. George C. Scott told a &lt;i&gt;Playboy&lt;/i&gt; interviewer that the scene--which, as he recalled, included the line, &amp;quot;Gentleman, out beloved president has been struck down in the prime of life by &lt;i&gt;pie!&lt;/i&gt; We demand merciful retaliation!&amp;quot;--was cut because of the Kennedy assassination. However, Terry Southern once told a Yale writing class that the real problem was that the people onscreen were smiling too broadly, because, according to writer Jeff MacGregor, they &amp;quot;all had too much fun hurling pies at George C. Scott.&amp;quot; Peter Sellers once gave a long, vivid description of the scene to a &lt;i&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/i&gt; interviewer before explaining that &amp;quot;Stan&amp;quot; just thought it went on too long; discussing it in a documentary about the film, critic Alexander Walker insisted that the pies flew so hard and fast that &amp;quot;you couldn&amp;#39;t tell what you were looking at.&amp;quot; Always Mr. Analytical, Stanley Kubrick just insisted that he was making a &amp;quot;satire&amp;quot; and that the pie-throwing was too &amp;quot;farcical&amp;quot;. Reports that Kubrick kept obsessively going back to the drawing board, and that somewhere in the vaults there are scenes of HAL 9000 hitting Keir Dullea with a pie and Private Pyle squirting the drill sergeant with his rubber carnation, remain unconfirmed.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=99292" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/phil+nugent/default.aspx">phil nugent</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/gone+baby+gone/default.aspx">gone baby gone</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/stanley+kubrick/default.aspx">stanley kubrick</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/julia+stiles/default.aspx">julia stiles</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dr.+strangelove/default.aspx">dr. strangelove</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/peter+sellers/default.aspx">peter sellers</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/josh+hartnett/default.aspx">josh hartnett</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/ben+affleck/default.aspx">ben affleck</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/o/default.aspx">o</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+blake+nelson/default.aspx">tim blake nelson</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/george+c.+scott/default.aspx">george c. scott</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/terry+southern/default.aspx">terry southern</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/ian+mcewan/default.aspx">ian mcewan</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/richie+rich/default.aspx">richie rich</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/macaulay+culkin/default.aspx">macaulay culkin</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+good+son/default.aspx">the good son</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/mekhi+pfifer/default.aspx">mekhi pfifer</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/andrew+hubert/default.aspx">andrew hubert</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/arnold+scharzenegger/default.aspx">arnold scharzenegger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/save+the+last+dance/default.aspx">save the last dance</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/madeleine+mccann/default.aspx">madeleine mccann</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/collateral+damage/default.aspx">collateral damage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/joseph+ruben/default.aspx">joseph ruben</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/jeff+macgregor/default.aspx">jeff macgregor</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/buffalo+soldiers/default.aspx">buffalo soldiers</category></item><item><title>No, But I've Read the Movie:  THE BLACK DAHLIA</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/02/05/no-but-i-ve-read-the-movie-the-black-dahlia.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:69137</guid><dc:creator>Leonard Pierce</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=69137</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/02/05/no-but-i-ve-read-the-movie-the-black-dahlia.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/02/01-07/blackdahliamovie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/02/01-07/blackdahliamovie.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Although much more commercially successful, the &amp;quot;L.A. Quartet&amp;quot; novels by the disturbed but fascinating noir novelist James Ellroy — consisting of &lt;i&gt;The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, L.A. Confidential&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;White Jazz&lt;/i&gt; — didn&amp;#39;t represent the great artistic leap forward that his &amp;quot;Underworld U.S.A.&amp;quot; trilogy (&lt;i&gt;American Tabloid, The Cold Six Thousand&lt;/i&gt; and the upcoming &lt;i&gt;Blood&amp;#39;s a Rover&lt;/i&gt;) did. The latter books were the ones that really lifted Ellroy from skilled genre specialist to ambitious and near-brilliant American novelist, representing both his own development as a writer and his desire to see the noir novel shed its genre restrictions and take its place amongst great literature. Even if one argues that &lt;i&gt;White Jazz&lt;/i&gt; is the real transition — and many people have, convincingly — &lt;i&gt;The Black Dahlia&lt;/i&gt; is a rough piece of work, somewhat formless and definitely formulaic in a way that his later books would avoid. While it features many of the same themes of sexual obsession and moral ambiguity that would mark his later work, it remained somewhat inextricably bound in the bad parts of pulp and the tendency to police-prodedural tropes. That said, the &amp;quot;L.A. Quartet&amp;quot; books are far more straightforward narratives, with less emphasis on the black depths of psychology and more to carry the narrative than chopped-up internal monologues. No one has yet attempted to film any of the &amp;quot;Underworld U.S.A.&amp;quot;, but if it ever happens, the results will likely be a less successful film than &lt;i&gt;L.A. Confidential&lt;/i&gt;; the qualities that make it a lesser novel — overemphasis on plot, weaker internal monologue, and a grounding in the archetypical qualities of film noir — are the same ones that made it a better film. &lt;i&gt;The Black Dahlia&lt;/i&gt;, for all its faults, is an eminently more filmable book than &lt;i&gt;The Cold Six Thousand&lt;/i&gt;. Or so you might have thought until Brian De Palma showed up in 2006 and proved you wrong, wrong, wrong by burping out this mishandled disaster of an adaptation. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;WHAT IT HAD: &lt;/b&gt;Good intentions, and not much else. It&amp;#39;s not as if De Palma doesn&amp;#39;t know how to handle film noir — he&amp;#39;s proven on many occasions that he&amp;#39;s adept at the genre, and had illustrated his affinity as recently as his previous movie (2002&amp;#39;s underrated &lt;i&gt;Femme Fatale&lt;/i&gt;). Even though he wasn&amp;#39;t able to hold his post-modernist trickster tendencies in check, &lt;i&gt;The Black Dahlia&lt;/i&gt; could have worked as simultaneous tribute to and subversion of classic noir, the only possible way to read the way it came out that makes any sense, if he&amp;#39;d assembled a better cast, better script, and. . . well, different director. Mark Isham provides some nice, moody music for the soundtrack, and, as one might expect from the man who brought you &lt;i&gt;The Untouchables&lt;/i&gt;, it&amp;#39;s a gorgeous-looking film with some great Vilmos Szigmond cinematography. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/02/01-07/blackdahliabook.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/02/01-07/blackdahliabook.jpg" align="left" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;WHAT IT LACKED: &lt;/b&gt;Where to begin? A coherent vision, a decent script, a solid creative interpretation of the source material, a consistent point of view, and most of all, a cast worthy of the material. Screenwriter Josh Friedman had worked on the script for years, but it&amp;#39;s still a mess, and clearly not to his strengths, which lie mostly in sci-fi genre work. It had originally been optioned to David Fincher, who, given De Palma&amp;#39;s clear boredom and frustration with the project, may have been a much better choice to tackle the project. And the cast is pretty much an absolute disaster: Josh Hartnett completely lacks either charisma or weight, Scarlett Johansson is in way over her head, Aaron Eckhart is a non-entity, Hilary Swank looks like she should be in a completely different movie, and Mia Kirshner isn&amp;#39;t even remotely up to the task of playing the title role, especially given that it&amp;#39;s much expanded from the novel. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;DID IT SUCCEED?: &lt;/b&gt;No way. Brian De Palma is already one of the most divisive directors around, with legions of haters for every dozen fans he&amp;#39;s picked up over the years, but even his staunchest defenders — I&amp;#39;m&amp;nbsp;one — couldn&amp;#39;t get behind &lt;i&gt;The Black Dahlia&lt;/i&gt;. The critical consensus on the release of the long-awaited film was that it was a megaton bomb, and for once, the accepted wisdom is pretty much right on the money. A good movie could have been made from James Ellroy&amp;#39;s novel, but this sure as hell isn&amp;#39;t it. The novel is a formative effort from Ellroy, and while &lt;i&gt;L.A. Confidential &lt;/i&gt;is still superior to the movie, so too is &lt;i&gt;The Black Dahlia &lt;/i&gt;for entirely different reasons. With &lt;i&gt;White Jazz&lt;/i&gt; slated to hit the big screen next year directed by Joe Carnahan — who most recently brought us the abysmal &lt;i&gt;Smokin&amp;#39; Aces&lt;/i&gt; — Ellroy&amp;#39;s luck with film adaptations of his work will likely continue circling the drain.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=69137" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/joe+carnahan/default.aspx">joe carnahan</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/leonard+pierce/default.aspx">leonard pierce</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/brian+de+palma/default.aspx">brian de palma</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/hilary+swank/default.aspx">hilary swank</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/david+fincher/default.aspx">david fincher</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/josh+hartnett/default.aspx">josh hartnett</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/read+the+movie/default.aspx">read the movie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/scarlett+johansson/default.aspx">scarlett johansson</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/james+ellroy/default.aspx">james ellroy</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+untouchables/default.aspx">the untouchables</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/aaron+eckhart/default.aspx">aaron eckhart</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/smokin+aces/default.aspx">smokin aces</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/josh+friedman/default.aspx">josh friedman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/l.a.+confidential/default.aspx">l.a. confidential</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/vilmos+szigmond/default.aspx">vilmos szigmond</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/femme+fatale/default.aspx">femme fatale</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/white+jazz/default.aspx">white jazz</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/mia+kirschner/default.aspx">mia kirschner</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/mark+isham/default.aspx">mark isham</category></item><item><title>Sundance Roundup: Day 7</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/01/23/sundance-roundup-day-7.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:66038</guid><dc:creator>Scott Von Doviak</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=66038</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/01/23/sundance-roundup-day-7.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/01/23-End%20of%20Month/funnygames.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/01/23-End%20of%20Month/funnygames.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Not surprisingly, the news of Heath Ledger’s death has put something of a damper on the Sundance fun over the past twenty-four hours. Ledger’s former paramour Naomi Watts cancelled all press appearances today in advance of the midnight screening of &lt;i&gt;Funny Games&lt;/i&gt;, Michael Haneke’s American remake of his own 1997 film. Meanwhile, &lt;a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/sundance-buzz-4.html" target="_blank"&gt;some knucklehead&lt;/a&gt; decided a post-screening Q&amp;amp;A would be the appropriate time to ask Josh Hartnett for his thoughts on the tragedy. Goodness knows we were all waiting on the word from Hartnett; now we have closure. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other &lt;i&gt;Funny Games&lt;/i&gt; news, the &lt;a href="http://blogs.sltrib.com/sundance/2008/01/these-are-yolks-folks.htm" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Salt Lake Tribune&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/a&gt;notes an unusual guerrilla marketing campaign on the streets of Park City. Is it really a good idea to supply potential audience members with eggs before a screening? Why not pass out rotten tomatoes while you’re at it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Audiences are on a &lt;i&gt;Sugar&lt;/i&gt; buzz, says the &lt;a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sundance/2008/01/sundance-sugar.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;L.A. Times&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, crowding into screenings of the latest effort from &lt;i&gt;Half Nelson&lt;/i&gt; filmmakers Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden. It’s the story of a Dominican baseball player “recruited to play for a Kansas City farm team, but his overwhelming excitement is soon muted when he finds himself far from home in all-white Bridgetown, Iowa, with no English skills and a naivete about U.S. culture.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over at Slamdance, the hot ticket is &lt;i&gt;Paranormal Activity&lt;/i&gt;, which is either the next &lt;i&gt;Blair Witch Project&lt;/i&gt;, the next &lt;i&gt;Cloverfield&lt;/i&gt;, or the next Slamdance movie you’ll never hear about again. According to &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/01/is_a_slamdance_horror_movie_th.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;New York&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; magazine, the audience “screamed at all the right places, then chain-smoked cigarettes outside Slamdance’s ramshackle Main Street HQ in order to decompress.” With any luck, no one interrupted them to ask about Heath Ledger. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=66038" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/naomi+watts/default.aspx">naomi watts</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/heath+ledger/default.aspx">heath ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/josh+hartnett/default.aspx">josh hartnett</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/sundance+film+festival/default.aspx">sundance film festival</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/cloverfield/default.aspx">cloverfield</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+blair+witch+project/default.aspx">the blair witch project</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/scott+von+doviak/default.aspx">scott von doviak</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/sundance/default.aspx">sundance</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/sundance+2008/default.aspx">sundance 2008</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/paranormal+activity/default.aspx">paranormal activity</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/michael+haneke/default.aspx">michael haneke</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/funny+games/default.aspx">funny games</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/half+nelson/default.aspx">half nelson</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/sugar/default.aspx">sugar</category></item><item><title>Morning Deal Report: Wino Forever</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/11/09/morning-deal-report-wino-forever.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:51001</guid><dc:creator>Peter Smith</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=51001</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/11/09/morning-deal-report-wino-forever.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/11/08-15/winonaryderfreaky.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/11/08-15/winonaryderfreaky.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="" href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117975655.html?categoryid=13&amp;amp;cs=1"&gt;Winona Ryder (odd picture, eh?) has joined JJ Abrams&amp;#39; &lt;em&gt;Star Trek&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. Wonders never cease. Now, the last time she jumped into a science-fiction franchise, it was. . . &lt;a class="" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118583/"&gt;uh oh&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love videogames. And I love movies. But the two really don&amp;#39;t belong together. The most annoying trend in videogames over the past fifteen years has been the desire to turn every game into an &amp;quot;interactive movie.&amp;quot; The pleasure of a videogame is not narrative; it&amp;#39;s explorative, physical. As for movies based on games, I think the record is pretty clear. In any case, &lt;a class="" href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117975641.html?categoryid=13&amp;amp;cs=1"&gt;Mark Wahlberg will star in &lt;em&gt;Max Payne&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, playing &amp;quot;[a] cop who is haunted by the tragic loss of his family and has little regard for rules&amp;quot;. . . um, why do you people even need a license? Can&amp;#39;t you make this shit up on your own?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a class="" href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117975624.html?categoryid=13&amp;amp;cs=1"&gt;Josh&amp;nbsp;Hartnett will&amp;nbsp;star in an adaptation of Don DeLillo&amp;#39;s second novel, &lt;em&gt;End Zone&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;quot;Yet to be cast,&amp;quot; says &lt;em&gt;Variety&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;is a teacher of international terrorism and mass destruction.&amp;quot; Yep, that sounds like DeLillo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;
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