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The Hills Update: Lauren’s Mad; VH1 Says “Heidi & Spencer Make Millions Off Being A-Holes”

Posted by Nicole Ankowski

Props to the VH1 editor who just went for it and proclaimed Heidi & Spencer Make Millions Off Being A-Holes. Apparently the uber-blond couple have no problems selling out, and it’s working for them: they’ve made over $3 million in the last two years. (Kinda makes you rethink grad school, huh?) And what are they doing with all that dough? Buying a gun, of course...

In other Hills “news,” US Weekly reports that Whitney Port is set to get her own reality show. The cameras will follow her every move as she works for the fashion PR firm People’s Revolution, and “befriends a group of NYC gals (including socialite Olivia Palermo).”

And our favorite quote, which should be worked into every US Weekly article:
Says the insider: “There will be more blondes in the city than you ever expected!”

And finally, Lauren hates Audrina now. It’s gotten so bad they can’t even (gasp) bowl together!
The perennial question remains: with all this drama, why isn’t the show more interesting?

[Via US Weekly, Perez Hilton, and VH1]


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