Time was, back in the day, cable networks were ashamed to unspool miserable failure-slash-camp classics like Showgirls and Body of Evidence, showing them once or twice in prime time and then forever relegating them to 3AM. (Perfect for clandestine taping!)
But apparently in these, the days of no shame, that frown has been turned way upside down. Hence Starz's campaign to get you to subject yourself to I Know Who Killed Me, the stripper noir trainwreck generally considered by future historians to be the first of many nadirs in Lindsay Lohan 200-year long, cybercrank enhanced career. We don't have Starz, and frankly, have no interest in this movie, which sort of looks like it was something we would have hated in 1996 so why would we watch it now, exactly? So this ad does nothing for us. (Also, we feel LiLo's strength is in light comedy, but that's another story/blog.)
However, perhaps you're considering making the important life decision to lose a couple hours to this movie? Tell ya what: how about if we show you what a "Lindsay Lohan" in an "I Know Who Killed Me sex scene" looks like... and you can make an informed decision this election year.
