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Salon Declares "The Summer of the Sensitive Slut"

Posted by Bryan Christian


There's an interesting thought experiment over on Salon, with Heather Havrilesky comparing Secret Diary of a Call Girl and Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Wondering who comes out on top?

Actually, we're not sure ourselves.

This is the simple math of a natural-born whore. In fact, while Hannah of "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" is clearly a romanticized, melodramatic version of her real-life counterpart, Denise Richards' clear-cut pragmatism probably comes closer to the thinking of the real Belle de Jour. You want to see my tits? Sure, why not? Charlie Sheen wants to marry me? What the hell, maybe he's turning over a new leaf.

You know what we like about this article most? How Havrilesky manages to get through the whole article without addressing the rumor that Richards was once actually a call girl, which we first heard many years ago and seemed, in a weird way, to have been addressed by the Heidi Fleiss TV docudrama, which featured an woman of Fleiss' employ who looked an awful lot like Richards.

Hey, listen; we got no idea if it's true. We're just wondering if Havrilesky knew about the rumor or not. Thoughts?


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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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