"I'm Not Here To Make Friends!"

Posted by Ben Kallen

 

This is perhaps the greatest reality-show montage we've ever seen -- an obsessed blogger's tribute to the most overused sentence in the history of the genre.

Watch the video, but be warned: You could become obsessed with it yourself. In fact, you may even start incorporating The Sentence into your own conversations. ("Would you pass the salt?" "I'm not here to make friends!")

Thanks for the tip to Richard at Gawker.com, who also contributes these runners-up in the reality-cliché sweepstakes:

"I'm in it to win it." / "I came here to win."

"I'm just playing the game."

"And you know, I'm thinking: 'I could be going home tonight/today.' "

"I think I might be falling for / in love with ____."

"Throw _____ under the bus." 

 

 Got some better ones? Let us know. 

 

Previously:
Why The Bachelor Will Never Work

Make the Founding Fathers Proud; Watch VH1's I Love Money 

Tila Tequila Shoots for Love, Gets Shot Down


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About Ben Kallen

Ben Kallen is an entertainment, health and humor writer who's been lectured to by Sidney Poitier, argued with by Lea Thompson and smiled at by Jennifer Connelly. He's the coauthor of The No S Diet and author of The Year in Weird, along with hundreds of magazine articles. He lives near the beach in Los Angeles, just like the gang from Three's Company.