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Tila Tequila, a Woman Scorned, Walks Off Her Own Reunion Show

Posted by Ben Kallen

 

Last week we showed you the teary finale of A Shot at Love 2, when bisexual love-seeker Tila Tequila poured her heart out to "winner" Kristy, only to be rejected at the worst possible moment. Well, there were even more fireworks in Tuesday's reunion special, when the two argued, traded insults, and swore at each other like a couple of hot, busty sailors.

First, though, we caught up with poor runner-up Bo, who revealed that he was fired from his job as a high school football coach after appearing on the program. "That was just as hard as getting my heart broken by Tila," he said. Which, he added, was the emotional equivalent of “a head butt in the face.”

But the really good part came later, when the two would-be girlfriends faced off. Tila accused Kristy of being "fake" and leading her on, while Kristy complained that she wasn't given enough time with the feisty Internet star to be sure of her feelings. (Welcome to reality TV, babe.) As the talk became more and more acrimonious, Tila appeared to get fed up with the whole conversation. After delivering a highly quotable line -- "Shut your f***in' trash-hole, bitch!" -- she stormed off the set, leaving flummoxed host Ryan Stout to pick up the pieces.

Okay, so maybe the drama was more Jerry Springer than Noël Coward, but still, it was entertaining as hell. You can watch the thrilling conclusion here.


Image: MTV

Previously:
Tila Tequila Shoots for Love, Gets Shot Down

 


Comments

Borstalboy said:

Um, hello?  This shit is staged.

July 10, 2008 5:07 PM

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