Oh, Eva Mendes. Eva, Eva, Eva... There we were, having a normal day at
the office, Googling ex-girlfriends and taking clandestine shots from
our flask, when all of a sudden you showed up
and now... now our minds are like oceans -- calmed before the storm, but
after the winds and rains, boiling at the thought of you and all the other Calvin Klein Obsession ads we've seen. Oh, how laughable, that we thought we'd never see them again. And how
lucky for you, dear reader, that our favorites are here - featuring Kate Moss,
Benicio Del Toro, Heather Graham, a bunch of other nameless hotties,
and some deeply ridiculous Europeans in turtlenecks -- waiting for you
and you alone... after the jump.
10. We include this one because it's SO '90's. Like, we're pretty sure even Garbage got freaking sick of that song the first time they heard it.
9. Yes, that's Benecio del Toro and Heather Graham. Think of it: a world where Benicio del Toro is that stunning.
Our feeble minds reel.
8. A recent addition to the Obsession ouevre, but we think you'll agree -- a more than sufficiently sexy one.
7. Ha ha ha. The pain of the old man fondles our funny bone, provoking the ecstasies of joy and sadness all at once.
6. Lots of kids in commercials deserve a smack in the face. This one deserves a smack in the soul.
5. We love Hemingway, and yeah, the guy was obsessive -- but does this sell us on anything? Like, guys crying is gonna make us shell out 100 bucks at the mall to smell nice?
4. Of all the David Lynch-directed, literary-type Obsession clips, this one is our favorite, because, well, it seems to have the most to say about Obsession without making us feel like the world is full of dramatically lit stalkers and creeps.
3. We know, it's new -- but you gotta admit, it ranks up there with the best of 'em, if only for hotness...
2. ... However, can it defeat Kate Moss at the height of her powers? Hardly.
1. This is pretty much the archetype for them all, right? Angst-ridden probable-former-mimes from the continent, racked with the Bergmanesque dilemmas of love... How deliciously unbearable!
BONUS: Admit it, you were hoping to see this way more than any of the other clips, right?
