10. James Van Der Beek as the faith healer determined to cure Jason Street of his paralysis.
9. Stephen Baldwin as Tim Riggin's sleazy uncle who tries to slip rohypnol into Lila's ginger ale.
8. Delta Burke as the town spinster with an unhealthy attraction to underage football players.
7. Nick Cannon as the sexually confused president of the Dillon HS drama club, who takes Tyra to the prom, and then tries to make out with Matt Saracen after one too many glasses of spiked punch.
6. Brett Michaels as the Dillon video store owner who gives first string players a discount on admission to the adult video section.
5. Elijah Wood as Julie Taylor's new, fashion savvy bff who might finally get her to wear something other than hoodies. Also, EW's still believable as a sophomore in high school.
4. Brian Dennehy as the newly sober town hermit who finds unexpected passion in the arms of Grandma Saracen.
3. Miley Cyrus as Grace Taylor's new babysitter who makes a play for Coach Taylor by greeting him at the door naked but for a few strategically placed baby wipes.
2. Dr. Phil as himself. Buddy Garrity finds the good doctor eating a super-sized Aztec burger, and offers to buy him a drink so they can bond over their shared infidelity.
1. Jay Hernandez as any character who spends the episode shirtless.
