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Hey, Get A Headstart On The "Knight Rider" Backlash!

Posted by Bryan Christian

What happened when one longtime Knight Rider fan saw this trailer for the new reboot? Well, whattaya think happened? He cried on the inside. Cry-baby, cry-baby!

[I cried] because this show is dead on arrival. The franchise is dead. The show has jumped the shark by doing thing for the sake of doing things. What the hell are lambo doors doing on an American muscle car? Who extends the bounds of reality for a present day, all be it fictional, TV show? Who throws everything but the kitchen sink towards an idea and hope something sticks? This is not the formula for a TV show. This is a formula for a waste of 3 things:

    1. Mine and everyone else's time.
    2. Advertisers money.
    3. NBC's money.

The best thing that could happen at this point is to release straight to DVD to recoup the money lost from the production of this epic waste of time. Please do not expose your audience to this video debauchery. Do not waste your airtime and your advertiser's money on a show that will showcase the level of energy put into the production of this train wreck.

Woah, hey buddy: trying logic on tv executives? That is adorable.


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About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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