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BIGFOOT PRESS CONFERENCE ON CNN NOW!!!

Posted by Bryan Christian


See also: world, ending; us, pants crapping.

OK, so maybe it's a fake. But still: best thing to happen on TV all month.

http://www.cnn.com/video/live/live.html?stream=stream4

UPDATE: FOX News correspondent Megyn Kelly will be the first journalist to see the body. 'Cause they're the most trustworthy news organization around! (Actually, we think it was 'cause she was the hottest anchor they could think of who might actually go for it.)

UPDATE: The press conference has ended. Journalists in attendance have apparently been given a photo of the supposed Bigfoot before he was cut down in the prime of his cryptozoological life, and results from a DNA test. When reached for comment, the Loch Ness Monster was quoted as saying "Ach, I'll nay belee it till I smell the body fer meself."

UPDATE: After the jump, exclusive footage of the savage confrontation that resulted in this magirific moment that we have all televisually shared.

Is it just us, or is the moment when she goes "Oh boy, Steve said you were big but this is ridiculous," way way hot?


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About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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