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Christina Applegate Opts For Double Mastectomy, Is Now Cancer-Free

Posted by Bryan Christian


Wow; we admit, we're a little shocked that Samantha Who?'s Christina Applegate opted for what was certainly, as she described it, the "tough choice" and underwent a double mastectomy to battle the cancer she was recently diagnosed. With her family history, and the early onset of her initial diagnosis, it was probably the most effective treatment available to her -- and by God, it seems to have worked, as she's been declared 100% cancer-free. Bam!, stupid cancer; didn't see that one comin', didja?

So, to you, Ms. Applegate, we say: holy crap, you are one spectacularly impressive lady. We look forward to seeing you at "Stand Up To Cancer" on September 5th and on Samantha Who? when it returns this fall to ABC, and also to checking out what we are sure will be your presumably just-as-impressive-as-you-are replacement rack at whichever awards show it is that you first bring them out. (That's right kids; the happy ending to this story is "Boobs.")

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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