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Top Ten New Shows: #3: "90210"

Posted by Bryan Christian

 

The new fall season is almost here. Starting next week, the cable and broadcast networks will begin rolling out their new shows to see if they take off like castaways on an island or singing casino managers. Here, then, are the top ten new shows we're most looking forward to seeing.


The pilot's under lock and key, and the critics aren't getting a sneak peek – but reports from the cast have indicated that even if The CW's much heralded 90210 reboot will not feature Tori Spelling, it will have a BJ in the first episode. You just try to keep us away from this one.

What? Are you concerned that the good name of the original series is gonna get ruined with a parade of snarky, coked-up L.A. trustfunders? Really? Where were you when, um, this and this? This ain't fiction, baby; it's practically journalism. Our only concern is that, as some blogs are hinting at, they've cut Jessica Walter – a.k.a. Lucille Bluth – out of the show entirely. Guys, if she seems square to you, put a drink in her hand! (Oh, whew!)

90210 (Tuesdays at 8pm EST) premieres NEXT TUESDAY, September 2 at 8PM EST.

 

TOP TEN NEW SHOWS 2008

#1. "Fringe"
#2. "True Blood"
#3.  "90210"
#4. "Life On Mars"
#5. "The Mentalist"
#6. "Sons of Anarchy"
#7. "Do Not Disturb"
#8. "Eleventh Hour"
#9. "Kath & Kim"
#10. "Knight Rider"


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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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