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Does "Gossip Girl" Hate Blake Lively?

Posted by Ben Kallen

 

 

Look, we get it: In a scene on last night's Gossip Girl, Serena was trying to sex up Dan by seductively eating a chocolate-covered strawberry she just happened to have with her on the Hamptons Jitney. But guess what? It's not so sexy when it's a humongous strawberry, especially when you film someone struggling to eat one in a tight shot from the side. We happen to think Blake Lively's very pretty, but this closeup of her is one of the most unattractive images of an attractive person we've ever seen.

Where's this poor woman's agent? In the future, maybe she should be like Johnny Drama in the season premiere of Entourage, and refuse to be photographed from that side... while eating, anyway.


Screenshots: TheRemoteIsland.com, from the CW

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Comments

Bombchell said:

huh? I thought it was a nice scene.

but then again, I was busy also surfing the net & posting. But anyways the few scenes I saw were fab!! sexy!! and sweet =) obviously a GG fan

September 9, 2008 1:41 PM

Lia said:

Yeah, this was one of the most unsexy things I've seen. I literally covered my eyes, it was so embarrassing.

September 10, 2008 1:49 PM

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