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Wake Up And Smile: Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt Edition

Posted by Bryan Christian

ZOMG guys, did you know that YouTube's got, like, dozens of clips of fictional Maryland State Senator Clay Davis saying his trademark fecal phrase? It's true. Look right here. All righty then, guess our work is done here people, time for drinks!

What, you want more? Well, OK, how about details on how My Own Worst Enemy fared Monday night, what our favorite Daily Show couple are up to, the latest on One Tree Hill, a star-studded game of Celebrity Charades, and footage of things almost getting blue on CNBC? Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, that sounds great!

-- My Own Worst Enemy does not look like it's going to save NBC's faltering Monday nights, having scored lower even than Studio 60, Journeyman, and LAX in similar timeslots. All those showed failed to make it out of their first season, you may remember. You know what NBC's probably thinking about that? Sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

-- Daily Show power couple Samantha Bee and Jason Jones are all set to make a pilot (hooray) for Comedy Central (hooray!) sister network CBS. (Sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit.)

-- One Tree Hill creator signs on for seventh season of production on The CW's now-post-high-school drama. Guess all he needs now is for the network to actually go ahead and renew the show. If we were him, you know what we'd be thinking? Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiit.

-- Hey, wanna watch David Schwimmer, Kristen Wiig, Christopher Meloni, Edie Falco, Justin Theroux, Rachel Dratch, and Aasif Mandvi play Celebrity Charades? Hmm... you gonna be in New York next Monday and have a couple hundred bucks to spend on standing-room-only tickets? Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

-- And finally, Defamer's got some amusing footage of CNBC Media Analyst Dennis Kneale nearly letting loose with on-air profanity over last week's financial crisis. What do you think he was almost guilty of saying? Guess again!


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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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