Not even John McCain calling Barack Obama "a flaming terrorsexual" (direct quote) could keep one of CNN's analysts from goofing off during the debates. But leave it to the blogosphere to find out who -- and make fun of them for it. Click through to find out who -- plus the latest on the Duchovny scandal, vampires, Sarah Silverman's maybe-not-so-terrible UK tour, Microsoft's attempt to censor your TV, that Pink Power Ranger that might have killed someone and might not be a Power Ranger.
-- Gizmodo caught Jeffrey Toobin surfing the web during CNN's coverage of the last debate -- and decided to commemorate the occasion with a Photoshop contest! Gotcha, Toobster!
-- Not one but two clips from Sarah Silverman's trip through the UK seem to imply that things didn't go as badly as we'd heard.
-- Expect more bloodsucking creeps on the airwaves in the next year or so. What, is Fox hiring? Zing!
-- Skylar Deleon: guilty of two counts of murder, guiltier of lying about being a Power Ranger!
-- The Duchovny sex-scandal finally reaches that glorious stage called litigation.
-- Also deep in the throes of legal ick-stasy -- Dr. Phil, who's being sued for editing an interview in an unflattering light.
-- Microsoft just invented a successor to the V-Chip, one that supposedly makes the bleeping of audio over TV waves and the Internet that much easier. Man, they really don't know how to fight those "I'm A Mac" ads, do they?