
Listen, it's not like we hate Zac Efron. Sure, the overly disheveled hair gives us pause, but, you know, mostly we feel like he's harmless. But Us Weekly's star of the year? Has he done anything this year besides High School Musical 3 and the movie version of Hairspray? Granted we're not actually sure what criterion Us Weekly uses to determine star of the year -- is it a tabloid thing? The most pictures in Disney Channel Magazine? Most ridiculous abs west of the Mississippi? (Okay, we felt a little cougar-ish on that last one)...
For the record, we're not here to begrudge anyone success, we're just saying if we were forced to pick a celebrity that might be an alien using extraterrestrial mind-control to propel their earthly popularity, Efron would be right behind Tom Cruise on our list of suspects. Maybe that's why Tom's so quick to offer up advice to the HSM stars? Uh huh. Yeah. Just put that in your pipe...