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Mariah Carey Costume Update

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

So, it turns out Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon might have followed Rachel Ray's advice after all.  After attending their own party dressed as a firefighting duo, the couple showed up at NYC's Marquee sporting a more creative ensemble:

We've got to admit, we're kind of feeling this costume for a couple of reasons.  First, it's actually sort of funny.  Second, it actually makes sense for her to be sexy in this costume because, you know, she's dressed like a cigarette girl, but with cookies instead of cigarettes -- we get it -- whereas we're not sure it makes logical sense for a firefighter to be wearing a garter and a bustier.

Most absurd sexy costumes we saw this halloween:

1. Sexy ghostbuster

2. Sexy hogwarts student

3.  Sexy border patrol officer with binoculars to track down illegal immigrants (both weird and offensive)

4.  Sexy traffic cop with leather corset, a whip, and an arm insignia shaped like a stoplight

5.  Sexy Wednesday Adams

6.  Sexy killer bee with wings and a gun

Don't get us wrong.  We don't hate the sexy halloween costumes.  We're just saying, can't they make sense?  Sexy ghostbuster?  Why?


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Posted Nov 03 2008, 01:20 PM
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About Lindy Parker

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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