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Dirty Sexy Samaire Armstrong

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Samaire is coming back to Dirty Sexy Money.  Although we’re sure she’s both dirty and sexy, we can’t decide if we’re glad to have her back . . .

You remember Samaire; she played the quirky girl character on The O.C., Anna (the prototype for Gossip Girl’s pretty outsider, Vanessa).

Recently she’d switched from quirky outsider to rich girl insider on Dirty Sexy Money, playing Juliet Darling, one of the hard-partying, hissy-fit throwing, high-society Darling twins.  However Juliet’s been missing in action during season 2.   Ever since Samaire was taken off contract last spring (ouch), her character Juliet has supposedly been off seeing the world.  Now, though, Samaire's up to her old Dirty Sexy tricks, reuniting with the rest of the Darling family for a Thanksgiving episode (entertainmentweekly.com).

Is this really a good idea?  Adding yet another character to a cast of 19,000 Darlings.

Don’t get us wrong, Samaire is adorable in that sprightly and slightly lispy way that makes you think of Tinkerbelle and puffed pastries.  We love fairy dust and baked goods.  But, the cast is fairly loaded as is, and we’re just not sure if we can absorb any more storylines.  They’ve already got Lucy Liu, Peter Krause, Donald Sutherland, Blair Underwood, and a Baldwin on the roster for gosh sakes.  Isn’t there such a thing as too much dirty sexiness or too much sexy dirtiness?  There might be.

Here’s hoping their Tofurkey Day ep will change our mind.


Previously:

"Dirty Sexy Money": Lucy Liu Goes Down


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Posted Nov 12 2008, 04:20 PM
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deva14 said:

Don't forget her pre-Lloyd turn as Ari's assistant on Entourage! Love her. She was the best thing about The O.C. "Confidence, Cohen..." (*tear*)

November 13, 2008 11:19 AM

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