It's not that this one is so bad, as commercials go, in fact it's kind of cute -- he's doing everything real fast. Nyuk nyuk. Except for one thing. It's an ad saying this program taught Michael Phelps Chinese, and we don't hear him speaking Chinese. Come on, people, subtitles exist for a reason. Oh, there's an itty-bitty part where you barely hear him say "Wo shrr.." That's like, stuff you learn just from getting your General Tso's Chicken. The delivery guy taught him that. Seriously, it's like "my name is" or something. What, are we just supposed to believe Michael Phelps can speak Chinese because he won 8 gold medals? No, no, no. We think Michael Phelps and Rosetta Stone are lying, and not even in an exotic foreign language.
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights