Okay, the Dirty drama escalated really quickly this week. Beginning with the Dirty dealings of one Lucy Liu.
Who doesn’t love it when Lucy Liu gets Dirty?
Luckily, Lucy got lots of facetime as the backstabbing tigress with a heart of gold. She wants to do what’s right, but she’s in Simon Elder’s clutches. She loves, and lusts after Jeremy Darling, but she can’t be with him because Simon’s holding her bro hostage. What to do, Nola Lyons, what to do? Basically she thrashes around in a pond of disaster whilst wearing a fierce white dress and flipping her gorgeous hair.
We’re okay with that.
Speaking of gorgeous. Simon is working overtime as the manipulative mastermind behind Nola’s evil deeds. We love that Simon Elder is an eco friendly villain. He’s like a demented Captain Planet. Captain Planet was the bomb dot com. So when, Blair Underwood growls:
“Do you have any idea what it would mean if I could manufacture a clean untoxic biofuel right here on an American soil?”
We get a chill on our skin and a smile in our heart. We want him to stop being such a Dirty Sexy Douche Bag, but at the same time . . . waita do what it takes to save the earth, Simon; Go Green!
In a Passions twist this week, Brian Darling makes a deal with God. He straight up goes to the church altar and says he’ll do anything if his baby’s mother survives her bout with cancer. Anything. Miraculously, she begins to recover. And sinner Brian returns to the priesthood. Even though he’s now married. Never mind the details, we guess.
The really big news though, is Patrick Darling’s inauguration as Senator. Everyone’s amped and ready for Patty to be sworn in, even Carmelita, Patrick’s favorite tranny might come. But then (dun-dun-Dun), Patrick’s dead wife’s brother shows up packing heat. Nick George tackle’s the crazy brother in law, but he’s overcome by the brother’s psycho strength. Shots are fired . . . and, scene! To be continued.
