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Enough Aniston?

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Some people have had enough Jennifer Aniston.  We don’t know. . .  We’re kind of into the whole neck-tie as loungewear look above.  And the sprawled half-naked man sitch isn’t bad either.

Jessica over at Jezebel.com is over it.  She wants Jenny to stop it with the “snarking” about her ex-hubby, “the freaking gorgeous perfect earth mama he left you for,” and “their passel of brats.”  In a little note to Jen, Jessica says:

You're a sexy, vibrant, multimillionaire. You don't need to strip down to your skivvies and dish about your ex-husband or take on lame, jumped-the-shark roles because you think they're "hot." Just hang out on the beach with Jon Mayer and smoke some weed and stop worrying so much about controlling what the tabloids say about you. You'll probably be a lot happier (jezebel.com).


Valid point Jess.  Public bitterness is never cute.  But we’re willing to forgive.  Call us old fashioned, but nudity and a neck-tie win us over everytime.


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