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Sharon Osbourne Is So Full Of "Charm" She's Attacking Reality Show Contestants

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

This is too good. First off -- holy crap, when did Sharon Osbourne give everyone a nipple slip for free and no one told us???

Second: Mrs. Osbourne, who is supposed to be teaching the spit-happy skanks of Rock of Love Charm School some manners, has reportedly attacked one of the show's contestants. According to TMZ.com, all hell broke loose when Osbourne criticized Megan Houserman - and Houserman responded that Sharon is only famous for managing a brain-dead rock star.

May we remind you: this is from someone rejected from a show where the ultimate goal is sleeping with Bret Michaels.

Sharon apparently grabbed Houserman by the hair and refused to let go. Didn't this Fair Lady in training ever watch The Osbournes? If she had, she'd have known not to mess with Sharon Osbourne.

None of this, incidentally, will be found in any etiquette book.

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