We know it’s weird. Despite the genius of Cake or Death, we know. Feel free to tell us all about our strange taste in short stocky effeminate tiara-wearing Brit comics who do terrible American accents. Feel free. It’s cool. We’re actually in the business of odd crushes. Have you heard about our thing for Donald Sutherland?
Anyway, that’s neither here nor there. You’ll crush on Eddie too after you hear about his impending sainthood . . .
Apparently, Eddie heard about Will Pike, a tourist who broke three vertebrae, both arms, and shattered his pelvis while fleeing the terrorist attacks in Mumbai this November. Because of his massive injuries, Will missed Eddie’s stand up set in London. Eddie came to Will’s bedside and performed a full 90-minute show in homeboy’s hospital room (ccinsider.com). Take that Patch Adams.
Isn’t he just too sweet? Will you join us in our crush now? Still no? Is it because of The Riches? Listen, you can’t hold that weird accent and Minnie Driver against him. Close your eyes. Imagine Eddie bedside in eyeliner and pleather blithely babbling about the stoned Olympics . . . .That’s better.