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Why We Miss "The State"

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

Each time we think abou The State's untimely departure from MTV in 1995, a new wave of despair rises in our chests over the current wasteland of MTV programming that includes endless episodes of Parental Control and My Super Sweet Sixteen.  Turns out we're not the only ones that try to fill the State-shaped hole in our hearts with regular viewings of Wet Hot American Summer and re-runs of I Love the 70's...

SF Weekly gives us the run-down on The State's recent reunion show that started like this:

"The first sketch took us back to Spain in 1492 with Michael Ian Black as Christopher Columbus showing two fellow conquistadors his three newly named ships: the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Vagina.

Columbus states he named the final ship after "the part of the woman that smells like the sea." When his counterparts (Showalter and Wain) urge Columbus to change the name of the Santa Vagina to the Santa Maria, Black argues, "Why would I name my pussy wagon after a virgin?" (SF Weekly via Comedy Central)

Ha.  Wish we'd been there.  Here's a look back at happier times on MTV...


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Posted Feb 06 2009, 04:45 PM
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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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