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"30 Rock" Star Is Looking For Love

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30 Rock star Judah (Frank Rossitano) Friedlander is searching for a mate. Friedlander was part of Time Out New York's "Date These New Yorkers" piece, from their "Dating In New York" issue. Read Judah list all of his good qualities, see his full dating survey, and give his contact info. (Via our friends at Scanner)...

If you want marriage, kids, an outer-borough nonhipster residence, a guy that was just voted 'Worst Dressed' at the Emmy’s and the SAG Awards, does stand-up comedy just about every night, who is also the greatest athlete in the world, is banned from China because he’s too good at karate, collects 'amazing art' and bad movies, plays lots of Ping-Pong, was kicked out of the porn industry because he was too sexually powerful, and is a role model to children—then I’m your man.

And here's Judah discussing his ideal date:

At midnight, we go to the top of the Empire State Building, have my spaceship pick us up and take us to the to the top of the Cyclone roller coaster in Coney Island, and as it’s moving, drop us off in the last car. Then get hot dogs at Nathan’s. Then hit the beach at 3am, where I wrestle a giant octopus. Then go back to Queens for some Croatian food and bagels. And then play Ping-Pong and Pac-Man.

Love letters can be sent to judah_f@yahoo.com.

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