Rock of Love Bus brought back Bret's Mud Bowl. It started out to be the typical bra and panty mud show, until Ashley started pulling down pants down. Brett and a group of Nashville firemen got free shows and we threw up in our mouths a little bit. The MVP of the day, Mindy, got a date with Brett and won the chance to show off her lingerie. The rest of the show continued with the boredom of the "Blondetourage" cattiness. We had to endure another painfully awkward moment with the vapid Brittanya. Hopefully, it's all in the editing because talking to her is actually like talking to a rock. There was a quasi-emo moment between Bret and Jennifer, over the death of his friend and her father. In the end, Brett was wise enough to can the girl for being too vulnerable for his tour bus.
Tool Academy doesn't disappoint, as this week they delve into the topic of sex. The couples start out with a role reversal puppet show, which leads to hilarious moment number one: Tiny Tool gets told on national television that he needs to last longer in bed. The next moment was hilariously disgusting. The guys come face to face with a baked vagina and must find the G-spot. Do we need to go on? The couples compete to see who is the most romantic couple and win the weekly prize date by having to kiss a heart-shaped ornament until the last couple is standing. Tommy and Krista win the competition, but tensions raise when the other couples don't believe that they aren't genuine. Matsu Flex has yet another 'roid-raged explosion and tries to provoke a fight with Tommy. In the end it is Tommy who gets the boot by the Academy and by Krista. The best part came at the very end, when Matsu Flex yelled out the window to the unemployed Tommy: "At least now you can go home and find a job." Burn!
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Raven Williams of "Rock of Love": So What, I did a Porno
Rock of Love 3: Get On the Rock of Love Bus
